Please fight SRK

Hi Sharukh,

I hope you are fine and doing very well !!

Many Many
congratulation for winning IPL !!

I am very happy that you won IPL finally. It’s more about
your winning than team as Team players were earning when they didn’t win and
you will earn more after winning. Now comedy show will not make jokes on you. I
suggest it’s good time to sale the Team at present valuation and please be
careful with all clauses in IPL MOA & AOA or they will cancel license of
your Team and Shukla Shaheb will sale his own IPL team to make IPL more
profitable and controversial.

Ok !! let me come to the point as you know that now a days
all news channels are busy in President election so we are not enjoying
anymore. News channels also tried to play paes and bhupati but it’s been long
time you didn’t make any controversies.

We always enjoy gossip and we enjoy more when it’s about
SRK. You won’t believe that if you will tell your marketing team to download
google analytics for your name then you will come to know numbers of people daily
search for SRK NEWS. My friend Rizwan daily searches SRK News three times in days
and if your google ranking is going high then you should thank my friend
Rizwan.

Please fight with some actor.

Please slap some flop movie director.

Please go to Airport of London this time and get detained

Please fight with someone in eurocup football ground

Rizwan gets sad when there is no new news about you on
google and we are not interested to know who will be next President of India.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Salam to Kalam

Salam to Kalam 1^st thought came in my mind when
Kalam announced that he don’t want to contest for President election. Indian
economy is going in negative face. Inflation is all time high. INR is all time
low and our Political leaders are busy in debating who will become president.
When Petrol prices are going high and economy is going low they have clearly
used main weapon Media to divert attention from core issues to daily soap
drama.

A.P.J Abdul  Kalam
tujhe Salam. We all know that Kalam is not from Politics and he is one of the
great scientists of India. He became President in 2002 and completed his term
of 5 years. TMC & NDA again suggested his name for President post but Kalam
learnt something from his last 5year in President office. He kept himself out
from dirty game of Politics.

It’s been very clear that if Pranab Da is going to contest
for President post then Kalam won’t be able to reach Raisina. Kalam is great
scientist and he great person and very good person to be president but he
selected very right choice not go for president post.

A.P.J Abdul Kalam should get Bharat Ratna.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

President Shree Shree MMS

I was in car with my friend, I was listening Gulazar and I
was thinking about Indian politics. I was thinking about my chance to be next
President of India. I have applied for my passport and I guess will get the
same in next 15days unless some political pressure will force Passport ministries
to delay it so I can’t run in race of President.

Gulzar has such soft
voice and on that when Jagjit Singh sings the Gazal and Sher in between, it’s
like Sone Pe Suhaga. You must be thinking my title for this Post is President
Shree Shree Manmohan Singh then why I am talking about Gulzar & Jagjit
Singh so don’t be confused that’s what Congress is doing, they want to make
Pranab as President and Shree Shree Manmohan Singh is serving as PM.

Shree Shree Manmohan Singh is very good name and have all
skills to be President of India. I don’t say Shree Shree Manmohan Singh is not
doing good as Prime Minister you know his report card which daily get publish in
some or other news channels. I am very optimist person and so Shree Shree
Manmohan Singh. Shree Shree Manomohan Singh has all qualities to be President
and he wants to be President of India. President Banae Ke Bad Kam Se Kam Eas
Umra Mai To Koi Shikhandi Nahi Kahega.

If you think Shree Shree Manmohan is better option for
President than Pranab Mukherjee then share this with your friends.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Pranab Da as President

“Over skilled
person for under skill job” that’s the first thought came in my mind when
congressmen fired Pranab Mukherjee name as President post. There are very few
good political leaders in India when I say this at that time Pranab Mukherjee
name always there in my mind. Pranab da is doing very good from starting of his
political career and with the god of grace there is no scam registered on his
name.

 

We all know
president post in India is nothing but a honour for person who is serving well
to his party and political masters. There are many overseas tours  with escort of people from cooking to clicking
picture.  President also gives few awards
every year and for which I don’t think we should appoint Pranab Da.

There are
many other Political leader or non – political one who can do better
justification for President post so let’s select them to serve nation as
President. I am not 35 or else I have given my name as President post.

Pranab Da
has not given good finance budget last time but as per me he can to better in
top ministries like Finance, Defense or education. So I hope Pranan da won’t be
next President of India.

Doing
Kamaal,

Kamal
Upadhyay

Kamaal ke Bol - President or Joker

President pot in India became joke. President of India is giving
awards and touring world on tax payers money. President of India has no power
to play any key role in decision making. This is right time for us to remove
this post. Do listen me and thoughts of people on President of India.

If we need post of president of India then we should give
him more power with extended Key Result Area.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

President or Joker

The President election in India has become a joke. In country like US
people elect president where as in India president get selected by political
party. President of India is 1^st citizen of our country but he has
no value other than being National Heritage for 5 years.

There were few presidents who tried to increase their KRA (Key Result Area) but most of the time they served their five year and took
retirement from the post. The President of India has very limited rights as in our
country the parliament is supreme.

There is news that next President can be from a non political
background. This sentence itself clarifies the importance of President of
India. If President has the right to take core decision and non political person can
be the President, then it should be of serious concern but a writer or social activist
can serve on post it means the post has teeth like elephant which are of no use
other than to show off.

If you are thinking that who will be next president of
India?

ROFL

You or I can be president of India. There is no need of experience
to give awards once in an year. I guess a normal person also knows how to
give Khel Ratna Purshkar. If you have a passport and you are eligible to go out
of India then you can consider yourself to be in race of President.

India should seriously think about the post of President. They
should either remove this post or there should be more powers and
responsibilities with extended KRA.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

President of India

I want to be President of India. You can ask me what happened suddenly and I want to be President of India.
From my 25years of experience in life what I have noticed following

1. President of India is not responsible for any up or down in economy.


2. President of India has least or no power for any decision directly or
   indirectly related to India.


3. President of India work as Rubber Stamp for all the decision taken by
   Government.


4. There is no need for the knowledge of politics only good relationship
   with few big politically party is required.


5. The post of President of India very much secure provided you survive
   your life for that 5 years.


6. President of India gets the Royal Treatment, in other words you can say
   he is King.


7. President of India gets lots of free visit for overseas. 


8. You will get a good house after retirement. 
   
   
   
   
   
   

From all of the
above I can say that President of India is a King who can't rule his Kingdom. There
is no need of knowledge or quality to be President.



One of the most the important reasons to be President of India is there no kaam
and full aaram. Aaram kise pasand nahi and my name will get included in
list of Indian President. There were few good president in past but I guess it's time for India to think about the post of President.



I want to be President of India.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay