Coal – Gate Scam

CAG reported that due to irregularity in giving contract to companies government lost too much money. Coalgate became joke then scam as government has some different type of version for clarification.

BJP is demanding resignation from PM so let’s enjoy Khari - Khoti .

BJP ne Coalgate scam mai PradhanMantri Manmohan Singh Se resignation manga. To chalo dekhate hai logo ki eas bare mai kya ray hai.

Manmohan Singh - Mere Haath Kale Jaroor Hai Par Ye Mat Bhoolo Ki BJP Ke Bhi Haath Eas Koyale Se Kale Ho Gaye Hai.

Kapil Sibal - Jaha Tak Mai Jaanta Hu To Abhi Tak Koyala Khan Ke Nikala Nahi Gaya Hai To Haath Kaale Hone Ka Sawal Hee Nahi Hota.

Laalu Prasad Yadav - Hame Bhi Koyale Se Haath Kale Karane Ka Mauka Chahiye.

Mayavati - Sarkar Ko Pichhade Warg Ke Logo Ko Bhi Koyale Mai Haath Kale Karane Ka Mauka Dena Chahiye.

Subramanian Swamy - I’ll file suit against PM in Supreme Court.

There are many more comments from many of the people so will catch them some other time on some other topic


Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Neta - Politician

'Neta' ek bahut seedha
shabd par ha ae hota utna tedha hai jitna sidha shabd hai ! 



Ek Neta banane ke liye Kis cheej ki Jaroorat hai ? 

 

Neta banane ke liye koi qualification nahi
chahiye. 

paisa chahiye par kya har Neta pahale se amir tha
nahi.neta banane ke baad vo amir bana iska matlab paisa bhi jyad mayne nahi
rakhta. 



Rang-roop ? Aap ko aise bahut Neta mil jayenge jo
ek bhikhari se bhi jyada garib dikhte hai. Raja,lalu,gadkari,shibu inme se koi
bhi sundar nahi hai iska matlab roop aur rang neta giri mai koi mayne nahi
rakhta hai. 



Hardwork ? Agar hardwork se kooch hota to aaj
bharat ka har majdoor neta hota. 



Aaj har koi Neta ko gali deta hai par kabhi aap ne
socha Neta bananaa kitna mushkil hai.kin raho se gujar kar ek sadharan aadmi
Neta banta hai I am not talking about few who became neta due to their father.I
am talking about who become neta due to their hardwork & luck. If you want
to be CA do your studies & hardwork for 36months you will become CA.if you
want to be Doctor then do hardwork for 60months & same for engineer. 



But can you be Neta in 10years with your study
& hardwork ? No guarantee ? So aaj ke time mai sabse kathin kaam neta
bananaa hai. Bolo neta Baba ki Jay. 





Doing Kamaal, 

Kamal Upadhyay

Horse (Whore) Trading in UP

Election time in UP made it very hot mandi. You will get here Horse or whore at rate you want but here Horse or whore are paying to get product.



Politicians are paying to get ticket. Parties are charging for ticket as per Brand Value of party and brand Value of Candidate looking for ticket.

Ticket for 10 Khokha



Ticket for 5 Khokha



Ticket for 1 Khokha



You have to just walk with cash and show your ability to party that you can fight election. Horse trading is very common at election time in India from Nagar Sevak election to MP election.



One of biggest mode of consumption of Black Money is election in India and we need those elected representative to solve issue of Black Money and get strong law to grab corruption and we saw what they did with lokpal.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Kamaal India – II

Kamaal India – 1971

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 1981

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 1991

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 2001

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 2011

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

With the time Image, Size and policies of Nata Ji changed but agenda even same.Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay