Showing posts with label Prime Minister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prime Minister. Show all posts

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Top 10 on Shree Manmohan Singh


Letter to Prime Minsiter

Dear Prime Minister,

Namskar,

I would like to congratulate you for your second term as Prime Minister
of India. I know you did hard work in 1st term to make your place safe
for the chair of Prime Minister. I also know many of your own people
& also from opposition did best to make you out.




Prime Minister & BJP

Dear Prime Minister,


You are failed to set up JPC for enquiry of 2G scam. You are ready to
appear in front of PAC so why not JPC? We all know that 2010 is years of
scams. It all started with


• Shashi Tharoor’s wife share in Kerala IPL team

• Kalmadi’s Toilet roll of 4K in CWG

• Ashok Chavans and Adarsh Scam

• 2G Scam ( The Baap of all scams)



Letter reply from Prime Minister

Dear Kamal,

You are writing me letter from long time through your blog Kamal
Upadhyay - Doing Kamaal. I am not much literate about Internet so my
apology for late reply. My assistant told me that you are damaging my
image through your blog.




Prime Minister Failure

Most of the people of India worship Gandhi ji for his contribution
towards freedom of India. Leader is always get praise for good work of
his team. People abuse Hitlar because he leads to loss of life on human
being in 2nd World War. Hitlar was very good dictator. He was very good
leader. He fought for the Germany as there were many taxes on Germany
due to 1st World War.




Mai Prime Minister Bol Raha Hu

Prime Minister of India has finally decided to speak with Median
frequently. Prime Minister has been criticized badly all over for his
silence on every day scam and corruption charges taking place in India.
He got the approval from High Command to speak with Media.




Exclusive Interview with Prime Minister

I wrote a post on PM's speech & meeting with some selected editors of 
print media. After reading my post PMO office called me and scheduled meeting with PM.




Letter to Prime Minister for Anna issue

Dear Prime Minister,

It’s after long time I am writing you letter. I got your last letter
written to me. You covered all the issues of my letters. You have
covered the point of corruption and scam in your letter reply.


“Ho Raha Bharat Nirman”



MMS to be out

Shree Manmohan Singh is 2nd time Prime Minister from UPA2. UPA2 has not
done good performance. They have ghost like 2G and CWG scam. In last parliament election BJP tried to prove that Manmohan Singh is
weak candidate but Congress supported MMS as their PM candidate and won
election.




Ab to bolo PM pyare

आदरणीय प्रधानमंत्री महोदय ,

सभी भारत वासियों की तरफ से मेरा नमस्कार स्वीकार करे !

हमारे देश मई महंगाई आपनी चरम सीमा पर पहुच गयी है ! सभी भारत
वाशी मांगे की मार झेल रहे है ! हर कोई सोच रहा है , कब
महंगाई काबू मई आयेग i ! परन्तु आप की सर्कार महंगाई को काबू
करने मई अस्क्ष्चम है !




Letter to PM from Lalkrishna Advani

Dear Weak Prime Minister,

I am very well and hope you are well to in Delhi.

Khoosh To Bahut HO Ge Tum !! Bina Kisi Mehnat Ke jo Tum Prime Minister Ban Gaye !!

I am doing so much hardwork to become Prime Minister but not getting
chance. I am the only person who did so much yatra in his life time. My
total hours of experience of Rath Yatra are much more than Krishan and
Arjun in Mahabharat.




MMS New Year Resolution

In 2012 everyone is busy to decide New Year resolution. Smokers are not
going to smoke and drunker are not going to drink. Everyone is busy to
do something good in 2012. I am only person who is writing against
people and getting abuse by them.


What will be New Year resolution of MMS?

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Letter to Shree Manmohan Singh & his reply


Letter to Prime Minister



Dear Prime Minister,



Namskar,



I would like to congratulate you for your second term as Prime Minister of India. I know you did hard work in 1st term to make your place safe for the chair of Prime Minister. I also know many of your own people & also from opposition did best to make you out. I am very happy that you managed well with economy in recession time. When people all over globe was looking for job & I was getting appraisal every 6month. I also know you are the best person to handle Indian Economy.







Letter reply from Prime Minister



Dear Kamal,



You are writing me letter from long time through your blog Kamal
Upadhyay - Doing Kamaal. I am not much literate about Internet so my
apology for late reply. My assistant told me that you are damaging my
image through your blog. Kamal, I know that you people expect too much from me but friend let me
tell you, I am also a human being. I did my graduation in Economics and I
have very good knowledge about Finance. in 1991 when India was going
through financial crunch, I introduced LPG policy and today you can see where we are.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 2 January 2012

MMS New year Resolution


In 2012 everyone is busy to decide New Year resolution. Smokers are not going to smoke and drunker are not going to drink. Everyone is busy to do something good in 2012. I am only person who is writing against people and getting abuse by them.



What will be New Year resolution of MMS?







I am talking about same MMS who hardly speaks in public. In era when people are campaigning on social media our PM hardly come on TV to let people know about his achievement. He has tried his best to speak but I Guess Rajnikant told him not to speak.



So New Resolution by our PM



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Interview with Arnab



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 4 November 2011

Letter to PM From Lalkrishna Advani


Dear Weak Prime Minister,



I am very well and hope you are well to in Delhi.



 Khoosh To Bahut HO Ge Tum !! Bina Kisi Mehnat Ke jo Tum Prime Minister Ban Gaye !!



I am doing so much hardwork to become Prime Minister but not getting chance. I am the only person who did so much yatra in his life time. My total hours of experience of Rath Yatra are much more than Krishan and Arjun in Mahabharat.



In our country anything is possible. Jo election ladate hai vo CM bante hai aur Jo nahi ladate vo PM bante hai. You became CM without standing in any election. I failed to be PM despite winning so many times.





Government framed so many policies for Senior Citizen. I am senior citizen and more senior than you but then also you occupy PM sit from last so many years. If you travel in train from Borivali to Churchgate so many times few people get pasted to sit and you are also doing like Train passenger.



I know it’s difficult for you to leave a Sit, which didn’t cost anything to you but I need that sit as I am doing so much hardwork for my Prime Minister dream. I request you to leave my place.



Rath Yatri,

Lalkrishna Advani



Above letter does not have any connection with Real life of Lalkrishna Advani and Prime Minister. Above letter is drafted for entertainment of people. I request not to file any legal suit on me.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 21 October 2011

अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे


आदरणीय प्रधानमंत्री महोदय ,



सभी भारत वासियों की तरफ से मेरा नमस्कार स्वीकार करे !



हमारे देश मई महंगाई आपनी चरम सीमा पर पहुच गयी है ! सभी भारत वाशी मांगे की मार झेल रहे है ! हर कोई सोच रहा है , कब महंगाई काबू मई आयेग i ! परन्तु आप की सर्कार महंगाई को काबू करने मई अस्क्ष्चम है !



अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे !



हमरे देश को जल्द ही “घोटालो का देश ” इस नाम से जाना जायेगा ! हमारे यहाँ घोटाले आबादी की तरह बढ़ रहे है ! हर तरफ घोटाले ही घोटाले दिख ते है ! कोई आप की सर्कार से है तो कोई विरोधी पक्ष से है !



अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे !



अन्ना हजारे को रोज़ अनशन करना पड़ता है ! क्योंकि आप की सरकार जन लोकपाल विधाक लेन मई देरी कर रही है !



अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे !







आडवानी जी यात्रा कर रहे है ! काले धन को वापस लाना है , भारत को सोने की चिड़िया बनान है ! अडवानी जी का कहेना है की आप आज तक के सबसे कमजोर प्रधानमंत्री है !



अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे !



महंगाई , घोटाला , भ्रस्टाचार , जन लोकपाल, काला धन !



अब तो बोलो PM प्यारे !





कर रहा कमाल



कमल उपाध्याय





Ab to Bolo PM Pyare



Aadarniya Pradhanmantri Mahoday,



Sabhi Bharath Vasiyo Ki taraf Se Mera Namskar Sweekar Kare !



Hamare Desh Mai Mahngai Aapni Charam Seema Par Pahuch Gayi Hai ! Sabhi Bharat Vashi Mangai Kee Maar Jhel Rahe Hai ! Har Koi Soch Raha Hai, Kab Mahngai Kabu Mai Aayegi ! Parntu Aap Kee Sarkar Mahangai Ko Kabu Karne Mai Akscham Hai !



Ab to Bolo PM Pyare !



Hamre Desh Ko Jald Hee “Ghotalo Ka Desh” eas Naam Se Jaana Jayega ! Hamare Yaha Ghotale Aabadi Ki Tarah Badh Rahe Hai ! Har Taraf Ghotale Hee Ghotale Dikh Te Hai ! Koi Aap Kee Sarkar Se Hai to Koi Virodhi Paksh Se Hai !



Ab to Bolo PM Pyare !



Anna Hazare Ko Roz Aanshan Karna Padata Hai ! Kyoniki Aap Kee Sarkar Jan Lokpal Vidhaak Lane Mai Deri Kar Rahi Hai !



Ab to Bolo PM Pyare !



Advani Jee Yatra Kar Rahe Hai ! Kale Dhan Ko Vaapas Lana Hai, Bharat KO Sone Kee Chidiya Banan Hai ! Adnai Jee Ka Kahena Hai Kee Aap Aaj Tak Ke Sabse Kamjor PradhanMantri Hai !



Ab to Bolo PM Pyare !



Mahangai, Ghotala, Brastachaar, Jan Lokpal !



Ab to Bolo PM Pyare !





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 25 September 2011

MMS to be OUT


Shree Manmohan Singh is 2nd time Prime Minister from UPA2. UPA2 has not done good performance. They have ghost like 2G and CWG scam.



In last parliament election BJP tried to prove that Manmohan Singh is weak candidate but Congress supported MMS as their PM candidate and won election.

2014 is year when parliament election will take place.



Ghost of 2G scam is knocking the door of Congress. The Soldiers of congress Congress has announced PM candidate for 2014. Youvraaj is going to lead 2014 election.



Chidambram is also getting heat of 2G scam. MMS is next person to bear heat of 2G scam. Pranab's note written to PM is making it clear that Chidambram was aware of loop holes of 2G.



I am very much sure Pranab's next note will go to President indicating the lack of supervision from PM. Congress is making clean way for Rahul with 2G scam. Top leaders of Congress won't be capable to give their nomination for PM post.



In short MMS has to be out to make road for Mr.Rahul as next PM candidate.






Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay


Thursday, 25 August 2011

Letter to PM for Anna issue


Dear Prime Minister,



It’s after long time I am writing you letter. I got your last letter written to me. You covered all the issues of my letters. You have covered the point of corruption and scam in your letter reply.



“Ho Raha Bharat Nirman”



My dear Prime Minister please note congress is only party which able to see the Bharat Nirman. On your Bharat Nirman ad I can say you ad agency is very good but please note BJP lost their election after India Shining. I hope you won’t follow the foot step of BJP and will learn something from their mistake.



Anna Hazare is doing fast after fast to get the Right Lokpal bill draft so guilty can be punished. We all know that as being Rubber Stamp you can’t help me much but at least you can read this letter in front of Soniag.



In history of India not a single politician has been punished by Judiciary as government always hide the truth from the Judiciary. Your version of Lokpal will going to help further to your people. So please get the Ann’s draft of lokpal approved.



I know all political community want to be on TOP than Anna but a fact can’t be hide. Please note total political community represents the 54% people of India.



Your quick response on Lokpal draft will help us to know that your government is seriously wants scam and corruption out of system.



Doing Kamal,

Kamal Upadhyay



Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Exclusive Interview with PM


I wrote a post on PM's speech & meeting with some selected editors of

print media. After reading my post PMO office called me and scheduled

meeting with PM.







Here are my exclusive Interview PM with all respect.



Kamal : Sir, what is your view on Lokpal?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on 2G scam ?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on CWG scam?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, When do you think people involved in Adarash scam will get punish?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on Inflation, corruption, scam & Black Money?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



You read here what PM answered for all my question. He accepted all

the mistakes and answered all the facts on scams. His answered draft

was not approved by high command so I can't publish his answer here.



With all respect, Thank you for reading my exclusive Interview with PM.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !


Prime Minister of India has finally decided to speak with Median frequently. Prime Minister has been criticized badly all over for his silence on every day scam and corruption charges taking place in India. He got the approval from High Command to speak with Media.



Mai PM BOL Raha HU

Let’s see when He is going to have his 1st round of Interview with Media. There should be firing editor to ask the Question to PM then the one who just wants to hear him. In his last meeting promised action against all scam master but yet there is no major breakthrough in cases. There are few arrests but what about the people money.



Mai PM BOL Raha HU



..... To be continued

It'll be interesting to see to whom he'll blame this time. Last time He blamed coalition dharma for all scams & corruption charges.



Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !



I want that editor should ask him on my behalf, what he wants to say on my Rubber Stamp nick name. Isn't Good? Mai PM BOL Raha Hu :-) Rubber Stamp is going to stamp on more papers from now onwards.



Kamzor Kadi Kaun ?



In last New Conference New Editor took Right & Left of PM so let's see what editors are going to ask this time.



Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !



Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 3 March 2011

PM Failure


Most of the people of India worship Gandhi ji for his contribution towards freedom of India. Leader is always get praise for good work of his team. People abuse Hitlar because he leads to loss of life on human being in 2nd World War. Hitlar was very good dictator. He was very good leader. He fought for the Germany as there were many taxes on Germany due to 1st World War.





Our Prime Minster Shree Manmohan Singh is very good politician. He is one of the Gems from Master of Economy. We have burnt very little finger in the recession of 2009-10. PM introduced LPG in 1991 and there were many befits of that policy for India.



Shivaji Maharaj fought with the Mugals for integrity and respect of Marthas. Maharshtra and Marthas treat him like God. He deserve to get treated as he made Marthas proud. There are many leaders in history, Who did great job.



Failure is opposite part of success. When a leader fails he can’t blame other for failure. As being Human Being it’s our nature to blame others for failure so our PM did same thing. There are many occasion where our PM failed to control the act of his own people.



PM failures comes from the scams and corruption of 2010. Here are the lsit

1. He failed to control CWG scam despite having information of Toilet roll.

2. He failed to control 2G scam despite having all information about money making of Raja

3. Land reserved for martyrs of Kargil developed and sold to corrupt people of society.

4. Thomas appointed as CVC chief despite his role in corruption issues.



“A Bad Workman Always Quarrels With His Tools”



PM called for a Press meet in last week and told it’s collation due to which he can not take straight action against corruption and scam masters. The sentence it self clearly indicates his capability to handle the PM post. India is paying and bearing the cost of President for no work, now it’s time to bear the cost of PM also for no work.



PM is good economist but he can not be a good leader. PM’s 2nd term in UPA is complete failure. There is strong reason “A person who never won election from public voting can not be a good leader.”



At the end “Hamare vaha jo election ladta hai vo CM banta hai aur Jo nahi ladta vo PM banta hai sirf MAA KA ASHIRVAAD hona chahiye.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Your view can change life so have a view.

Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Letter Reply From PM


Dear Kamal,



You are writing me letter from long time through your blog Kamal Upadhyay - Doing Kamaal. I am not much literate about Internet so my apology for late reply. My assistant told me that you are damaging my image through your blog.



Kamal, I know that you people expect too much from me but friend let me tell you, I am also a human being. I did my graduation in Economics and I have very good knowledge about Finance. in 1991 when India was going through financial crunch, I introduced LPG policy and today you

can see where we are.



We Indian can feel proud now as BarackObama came to India in search of JOB. Naukari portals of India getting more view from overseas. We were bird of Gold and now again we'll become Kite of Gold.



I don't like when you call me rubber stamp. I am not rubber stamp and please don't take me granted all the time. From next time if I'll read anywhere that you are calling me rubber stamp then you will be charge for sedition. I frame policy for growth of India. Let me give you an

eg. When you take some new decision then you ask opinion of your near once, I too do same thing but you call me rubber stamp.



Kamal, from long time you are asking about all scam took place in UPA-2 term. There were no issues in UPA-1 as we were not confirmed about our 2nd term. Our people didn't make any money in 1st Term. Do you know cost of election of 1st & 2nd term ? Please note per day cost of people at the time of election



People who know English - Rs2000

People who can help for some vote - Rs10000

People who shout slogan - Rs 300

Loud speakers & equipments - Rs5000

Vehicle - Rs 2000

Other than that we where giving free alcohol & dinner costing Rs450per person per day.



We are recovering our cost spent in election. I introduced LPG for my party

Luto

Pakdo

Ghar le jao



We have paid all our debt and promise you no scam going further in UPA-3.



Kamal, you are asking me to take action against scam masters. Let me know one thing will you ever allow your brother to go in Jail..... All scam master are my brother as per our pledge. I am giving you point wise details of scam and scam masters



ShashiTharoor - He was never involved with any scam. He only tried to make some profit for his state Kerala to get a IPL cricket team. You people where shouting so I sacked him from his post of external affairs. I was angry on him from time he told that economy class is like catal class also He created problem for us on many occasion. Let me tell you he has potential to be Prime Minister and represent India on International Platform.



CWG - Kalmadi is not my person. He has benefits due to his close relation with other member of my party. He purchase toilet paper of Rs4000 why you people don't believe on prices. Have you ever got chance to clean your bump with this toilet paper? Actually I was also not knowing about such toilet paper but thanks to Kalmadi, I got chance to clean my bump from such costly paper. I don't know when you Indian will try to leave high standard of life. Start using such costly thing for your house hold. We have sacked Kalmadi from all the post soon there will be action against him.



Adarsh - Adarsh was never been Adarsh for me. Involvement of Chavan and other bureaucrats has been verified and all are few are sacked and this time we started from TOP and sacked Chavan 1st. You know my dear friend Jayraam has issues a circular to demolish Adarsh so soon result

will be out.



2G scam - yaar Kamal you can not take panga with everyone. Raja and his party is supporting us for UPA-2. We took decision little late but he is out of job. CBI is doing Investigation and Soon all loopholes will emerge. I assure you that Raja will be arrested at the time of end of UPA-2 term.



Hope I have answered your all query pending from long time. Please note my mobile no 98XX70XX31 and call me direct than writing a blog. If you won't get network than Have a Idea !



Thanking you,

MMS



Madamg, I have to reply Kamal for his letters to me.kindly approve the above draft.

Warm regards,

MMS



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

PM and BJP



Dear Prime Minister,





You are failed to set up JPC for enquiry of 2G scam. You are ready to appear in front of PAC so why not JPC? We all know that 2010 is years of scams. It all started with


• Shashi Tharoor’s wife share in Kerala IPL team


• Kalmadi’s Toilet roll of 4K in CWG


• Ashok Chavans and Adarsh Scam


• 2G Scam ( The Baap of all scams)





There are so many failures of your government. There is song in Hindi “Jab Saiyya bhaye kotwal ab dar kaheka”. All of your ministers and alliances are following same song. They can make profit from any of the mode as there won’t be any enquiry. If people don’t have fear of punishment then they are not going to perform.





You are one of the Best Gem as Economist. You did LPG for us in 1991 and today we all have comfort and luxury. You performed very well as Finance Minister but not same for PM. You took action against all your own people but failed to do so against alliances.





I would like to ask you for resignation as you failed to set up JPC for 2G scam and failed to control all other scam.





On Behalf of BJP


Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay





Dear BJP,





I know that how it fells when you can’t participate in scams. I also know the pain as you are getting poor days by day. Our Ministers are doing well to make profit. If our ministers are exposed then happily giving profit back and also resignation. Your CM at Karnatka also did land scam. He allotted government land to his children.





We took resignation from all our ministers who were involved in scam. You failed to get resignation from Yedurappa. Don’t teach me lecture of morality. We know morality better than you. We always gave support to minority but you failed to make Ram Mandir for your people as promised by you before election.





I am requesting you to dry clean your clothes first and then shown me daag on my shirts. Do you want me to open Kargil book. You people made money from “Tabut” of martyrs.





Don’t teach me lecture of morality.





On Behalf of PM,


Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay


Thursday, 9 December 2010

Letter to Prime Minister



Dear Prime Minister,





Namskar,





I would like to congratulate you for your second term as Prime Minister of India. I know you did hard work in 1st term to make your place safe for the chair of Prime Minister. I also know many of your own people & also from opposition did best to make you out.





I am very happy that you managed well with economy in recession time. When people all over globe was looking for job & I was getting appraisal every 6month. I also know you are the best person to handle Indian Economy.





Bahut ho gaya haal chaal ke bare mai. I have few Question as below for


your reply !





Q1. What is the turn over of Black Money In Indian Economy ?


Q2. When Ajmal Kasab & Afzal Guru will be punished ?


Q3. What is reason behind corruption at peak on your tenure ?


Q4. Do you think that Kalmadi will go to jail ?


Q5. What about A.Raja & 2G scam ? Do you think Raja will be punished &


Money will come back to our economy ?


Q6. When cast based reservation will be out from all sectors ?


Q7. When do you think Aam Aadmi will get power ? So he can ask direct Question to you.


Q8. Are you a rubber stamp ?


Q9. Who will be next Prime Minister ?


Q.10 Do you think people will vote you for 3rd term with all charges of corruption & malfunction ?





I know, Mr.Prime Minister that you are too much busy with your work to make policies which will benefit poor "Some Day". Please tell you assistant to reply for my letter.





Thanking you,





Yours Faithfully,





Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay


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