Interview with Rahul Gandhi - #FF

I hope you enjoyed my all past interviews with so many leaders of political parties. I visited Rahul Gandhi for his interview. I am very glad that he gave me interview to write on my blog.

Q1. What do you think about Aam Aadmi Party ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q2. What do you think about Failure of Salman Khan's movie Jai Ho ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q3. What do you think about scam in India ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q4. What do you think about SRK’s last movie ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q5.What do you think about Shikh Riots in delhi ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q6. What do you think about censorship on internet ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q7. What do you think about TRP of Gutthi's New Show ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q8.What do you think about next movie of KRK ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q9. What do you think about Narendra Modi ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

Q10. What do you think about future of football in India ?
Ans : We gave Right to Information Act, We gave food security bill, We gave Jan Lpkapal & we want to empower women in our country.

I hope you all enjoyed reading my interview with Mr Rahul Gandhi. Let me tell you that this is transcript of fake interview. There is no LENA DENA of living or non-living thing with above interview and any similarity is merely a coincidence.

घोटाला - श्री हरी

घोटाला भारतवासियों के लिए कोई नई बात नहीं है ! घोटाला तो हमारी पौराणिक कथाओ मे भी दिखता है ! जब घोटाला बढ़ने लगता है तब भगवान श्री हरी विष्णु इस धरती पे अवतार लेते है ! और घोटाला करने वालो का विनाश करते है ! कभी - कभी भगवान ने स्वयं घोटाला करने के लिए धरती पे जन्म लिया ! घोटालो से हमारा नाता बहुत पुराना है क्योंकि भगवान श्री हरी विष्णु ने कई बार इस धरती पे घोटाले किये ! विष्णु के द्वारा किये घोटालो की सूचि इस प्रकार है 

वामन रूप मे श्री हरी विष्णु ने दो कदम में पुरे जगत का दान ले लिया !
मोहिनी का रूप धारण करके उन्होंने भस्मासुर का वध किया !
सागर मंथन के बाद जब राहू ने चुपके से देव रूप धरकर अमृत पान किया तो विष्णु ने उसके अंग को दो भाग मे विभाजीत कर दिया !
भगवान कृष्ण के अवतार मे तो श्री हरी विष्णु ने सभी घोटालो की मर्यादा तोड़ दी !

जब मै श्री हरी विष्णु के घोटालो की बात करता हू तब हमें इस बात पे विशेष ध्यान देना चाहिए की श्री हरी ने सभी घोटाले मानव जाती की भलाई के लिए किये ! श्री हरी ने हर घोटाले से असुरो का संहार किया, इस लिए मानव इन घोटालो को श्री हरी का चमत्कार मानते है परन्तु असुर इसे धोका मानते है ! एक बात गौर करने योग्य है की समय के साथ श्री हरी के घोटाले बदलते चले गए ! असुरो ने भी नए नए तरीके निजाद किये परन्तु श्री हरी के घोटालो के आगे असुर मानव जाती का कुछ नहीं बिगड़ पाए !

समय बदला और समय के साथ साथ असुर बदल गए उनके घोटाले करने के तरीके बदल गए ! अब असुर सिर्फ और सिर्फ धन के लिए घोटाला करते है ! असुरो के इस घोटालो को नए नए नाम से जाना जाता है उदहारण के लिए बोफोर्स घोटाला, चारा घोटाला, ताबूत घोटाला, २जी घोटाला, सी डब्लू जी घोटाला, अयस्क घोटाला, निर्माण घोटाला और कोयला घोटाला इत्यादी ! असुरो के घोटालो को जवाब देने के लिए श्री हरी विष्णु कलगी अवतार मे जन्म लेंगे और ऐसा घोटाला करेंगे जिससे मानव जाती का उद्धान हो !

कलगी अवतार मे अभी समय है क्योंकि असुरो के घोटालो ने अभी सीमा पर नहीं की है ! असुरो के घोटालो को रोकने के लिए श्री हरी के सेवक जन्म लेते रहते है पर उन्हें हर बार कुचल दिया जाता है ! कभी सेवक को जला दिया गया, कभी सेवक को गोली मर दी तो कभी उसे गाडी के नीच कुचल दिया ! कलयुग मे असुर निरंतर शक्तिमान होता जा रहा है इस लिए श्री हरी को जल्द से जल्द इस धरती पर जन्म लेना चाहिए तब तक  भारत के नियंत्रक-महालेखापरीक्षक सभी असुरो का बही खाता तैयार कर रहे है !

3 Mistakes of Congress

We all know that soon Congress will complete 10 years in
center under leadership of Shree Manmohan Singh ( lol ). There are various
achievement (as claimed by various congress leader & TV advertisement) of
congress in said period. Congress worked for the poor people of country and
Food Security bill is one of the Key achievements of Congress Government also there
are numbers of scam took place in this regime of congress (as shown by various
TV News Channels & New papers).

I was watching some comedy show and all of sudden a Question
pop up in my mind. The question was “3 mistakes of congress?”. I found that
anti-incumbency against congress was not only just due to the scam &
failure of government on many front but also bad pathetic comments, decision
drafted, forced or passed(to be passed) as law for people.  I didn’t fiund it little difficult to get the
answer of my question. I recalled incidents one after another in last ten years
I got the answer.

3 mistakes of congress ?

Mistake No.1 – Shree Kapil Sibal

I read a week ago,”good Kapil Sibal became politician as his
future as lawyer will be bleak.” I also read he is good for nothing more than
getting Notary done from court (pun intended). His most stupid achievement was
promoting student upto 8^th without exam. I also read somewhere that
now student of 7^th student has IQ of student of 3^rd
standard thanks to Mr.Sibal achievement. He also came with classic idea of
controlling internet & putting social media under censor. His achievement
& ideas always helped congress to get more & more criticism from people
across country. He was last seen defending government ordinance on criminal
politicians, which was ripped apart by Rahul Gandhi.

Mistake No.2 – Shree Sushil Shinde

It wasn’t surprising to me when Congress declared Sushil
Shind’se name as Home Minister of India. Congress in his tenure has surprised
me many time offering chairs to people on merits best known to congress only,
be it President Ms.Patil, Speaker Ms.Kumar or shinde. so shinde with his now
and then comments on various critical issues made himself & congress a
laughing stuff.

Mistake No.3 – Shree Digvijay Singh

I don’t know why Congress called him from his exile from
politics. Digvijay has been compared with Rakhi Sawant. It’s been told that he
is Rakhi Sawant of politics (no one takes her comment seriously). Digvijay
singh has decided never to keep his mouth shut, whenever he speaks, people look
for sense in his words. There are many who now even don’t listen to him and
feel he can compete best with Kapil Sharma at 10pm slot for some comedy
channel.

So Three Mistakes of congress is Kapil sibal, Sushil Shinde
& Digvijay Singh.

Fakemfake - Pappu v/s Feku on Utrrakhand

Feku	Where you were my friend Pappu?
Pappu	I was roaming around Mr.Feku. Why?
Feku	So what are you doing for Utrrakhand disaster?
Pappu	My ministers are taking care of Disaster. I was praying to god that it should rain during CT13 final.
Pappu	What you are doing for Disaster than Media PR?
Feku	I saved many people & I will also help for rehabilitation for locals.
Pappu	Mr.Feku, Let me remind you that there are many people in Gujrat waiting for rehabilitation after Godhra Riots.
Feku	I’ll take care of them after I'll become PM in 2014.

Fakemfake – election campaign money

Rahul     : Maa, Maa,
Maa, Maa Now Mr Modi is heading BJP poll campaign for 2014 so we have to workhard
& we need more money.

Sonia     : Don’t worry
my son ask some of our minister to do some more scam to get the fund for election
campaign.

Rahul     : Mama(Manmohan
Ji) is already in trouble due to 2G & coal scam.

Sonia     : Don’t worry
my son, Media is busy in IPL fixing news, Mr.Modi’s appointment as BJP election
campaign & Advani’s resignation and Media knows that we are going to spend
lots of money on  TV campaign so they won’t
discuss any scam.

Rahul     : Ok, I’ll
ask Khurshid uncle to monitor the Scam and this time I’ll ask them to do
something in water as we have already done with Air & Land.

Sonia     : No, Don’t
ask Khurshid last time he messed up for scam of 75lacs. Please ask chidu to
monitor, he is very good with fund management.

Rahul     : Maa, What
needs to be done of that Swami. He’ll get some paper and then start blaming us.
Iagree that Media won’t show his interview but what about Supreme Court.

Sonia     : This Swami
is difficult to handle, please ask digvijay to take care of him. Digvijay can
divert everyone’s attention with his generousness in stupidity.

Rahul     : Ok Maa, all
set but last question.

Sonia     : What?

Rahul     : What about
that Arnab as he will come on the newshour & ask that Nation demand answers?

Sonia     : Give more
funds to his channel for campaign.

Rahul     : Maa, We are
not sure that after fund also he’ll be silent. Even Manish & Abhishek don’t
dare to go on his show to give clarification from our side.

Sonia     : Please pass
some confidential documents of gadkari’s purti group at time now office and
they will get busy with that for few weeks.

Rahul     : Maa, You
are very smart.

Sonia     : Please stop
calling me Maa.

Rahul     : I am going
to UP next week so doing practice of Maa word.

Doing Kamaal

यहाँ आप जो भी पढ़ते है गलत पढ़ते है . यहाँ लिखी किसी भी बात का वास्तविकता से कोई लेना देना नहीं है. 

Yaha Aaap Jo Bhi Padhate Hai Galat Padhate Hai. Yahan Likhi Kisi Bhi Baat Ka Vastvikta Se Koi Lena Dena Nahi Hai

Fakemfake - RTI views

If political party will come under RTI so what will change. Kuchh to
jaroor badlega aur jo badlega vo bahut badhiya hoga. RTI par har party
ke bichar janane ke liye hamre fakemfake reporter ki report.

Congress

We fought very hard for RTI. we welcome the decision but we don't
want that people should know about How much we spent on Madam's trip
from India to Italy.

BJP 

We also welcome the RTI decision but
isn't RTI will show that Lal Krishna Advani became total failure though
we spent heavily on his PR.

SP

Papa kahete hai RTI me Gunddo ki jankari dete dete ham thak jayenge.

BSP

People will come to know that our political symbol is elephant but we
distribute bicycle during election to voters. Hathi Chale Cycle Ke
Bharose.

Shiv Sena

We'll disclose our annual Thod - Fhod list
& how many reporters are bitten by our workers. How much stones we
pelted on News vehicles.

MNS

We'll only answer all the reports in Marathi.

TNC

so it means under RTI we have to show how many cartoon artist we sent behind bar.

JKNC

We'll disclose how many movies shot in Kashmir but they didn't give credit.



यहाँ आप जो भी पढ़ते है गलत पढ़ते है . यहाँ लिखी किसी भी बात का वास्तविकता से कोई लेना देना नहीं है.



Yaha Aaap Jo Bhi Padhate Hai Galat Padhate Hai. Yahan Likhi Kisi Bhi Baat Ka Vastvikta Se Koi Lena Dena Nahi Hai