Indian is one of the biggest democratic country. We appoint our representative by giving out our valuable vote (has no value after voting). We appoint Saansad to take care of our needs like Road,Water,Electricity and many other things. Saansad form a government with their vote and elect Primes Minister. Prime Minister appoints Ministers for various fields of work like TELECOM, agriculture etc.
Meeting of Saansads take place at Sansad for which they get many free allowances from tax payers Money. We have voted and appointed saansads to take care of work at the best. They can debate for the approval or rejection of government policies. They can also pass cut motion in Saansad with majority to elect new PM and Government. Any of remarks in sansad can not be challenged in court so our saansad take maximum benefits for this clause to put allegation on each other.
Above lines make clarify that our sansad is very much capable to make decision and run our economy. It's very sad that in this season of sansad no body wants to debate as opposition is just happy to boycott the Sanasad on some or other issue. We have elected them to debate but they are happy to boycott and enjoy their extended holiday as winter is chilling.
They are many poor people in our country, Who won't get their food by bunking a single day of work but our saansad enjoy all the allowances, no matter of their presence in Saansad. What's the meaning of Boycott ? It's job of guilty people.
I request my all dear Sansad to debate in next session than having holiday on public money.
Want to be saansad,
Kamal Upadhyay
Kamal Upadhyay is an Indian blogger writing about Indian Politics, Current Affairs, Sports and other matters of Indian Interest. Satire on Indian Politics - A must read!
Sunday, 12 December 2010
Friday, 10 December 2010
"Real Estate & Mumbai"
"Roti,Kapda aur Makaan" these are three basic needs of human being. In Mumbai Roti & Kapda is very easy to get but "Makaan" is very difficult. In india also Real Estate prices are going high with every passing day.
It's difficult for normal people with salary of 15-20 thousand to get his dream home in Mumbai. Some out skirts of Mumbai (neighbour cities) are also getting costly with every passing day.
In few week back there was survey in real estate sector which said that it's difficult for person to purchase house in Mumbai with salary of 1lac per month. If your dream house cost is 70lacs then you have to pay 20lacs as black money. You have to apply for loan with 50lacs
registered value. You have to pay 15% cash to avail the loan of 50lacs. If your loan is for 20years then you have to pay 45000 per month for EMI but before doing all this get Rs27.5lacs cash money which is big deal.
We recently saw that How people of big corporate companies like LIC Housing are involved with financial scam to support builders to hike the prices of property.
Real Estate prices are going high because people believe that it's safe heaven to Invest money. There is one point I want to put is that Real Estate prices increased from 2006-07. It was time when congress almost fixed their plan for 5years.
Corruption and property prices increased in same time because propertymarket is safe place to divert all black money. You can register as many benami properties you want to register. All black money coming in to property market leads to Increase in properties Prices.
Looking for house in Mumbai,
Kamal Upadhyay
It's difficult for normal people with salary of 15-20 thousand to get his dream home in Mumbai. Some out skirts of Mumbai (neighbour cities) are also getting costly with every passing day.
In few week back there was survey in real estate sector which said that it's difficult for person to purchase house in Mumbai with salary of 1lac per month. If your dream house cost is 70lacs then you have to pay 20lacs as black money. You have to apply for loan with 50lacs
registered value. You have to pay 15% cash to avail the loan of 50lacs. If your loan is for 20years then you have to pay 45000 per month for EMI but before doing all this get Rs27.5lacs cash money which is big deal.
We recently saw that How people of big corporate companies like LIC Housing are involved with financial scam to support builders to hike the prices of property.
Real Estate prices are going high because people believe that it's safe heaven to Invest money. There is one point I want to put is that Real Estate prices increased from 2006-07. It was time when congress almost fixed their plan for 5years.
Corruption and property prices increased in same time because propertymarket is safe place to divert all black money. You can register as many benami properties you want to register. All black money coming in to property market leads to Increase in properties Prices.
Looking for house in Mumbai,
Kamal Upadhyay
Thursday, 9 December 2010
Letter to Prime Minister
Dear Prime Minister,
Namskar,
I would like to congratulate you for your second term as Prime Minister of India. I know you did hard work in 1st term to make your place safe for the chair of Prime Minister. I also know many of your own people & also from opposition did best to make you out.
I am very happy that you managed well with economy in recession time. When people all over globe was looking for job & I was getting appraisal every 6month. I also know you are the best person to handle Indian Economy.
Bahut ho gaya haal chaal ke bare mai. I have few Question as below for
your reply !
Q1. What is the turn over of Black Money In Indian Economy ?
Q2. When Ajmal Kasab & Afzal Guru will be punished ?
Q3. What is reason behind corruption at peak on your tenure ?
Q4. Do you think that Kalmadi will go to jail ?
Q5. What about A.Raja & 2G scam ? Do you think Raja will be punished &
Money will come back to our economy ?
Q6. When cast based reservation will be out from all sectors ?
Q7. When do you think Aam Aadmi will get power ? So he can ask direct Question to you.
Q8. Are you a rubber stamp ?
Q9. Who will be next Prime Minister ?
Q.10 Do you think people will vote you for 3rd term with all charges of corruption & malfunction ?
I know, Mr.Prime Minister that you are too much busy with your work to make policies which will benefit poor "Some Day". Please tell you assistant to reply for my letter.
Thanking you,
Yours Faithfully,
Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay
Labels:
Congress,
politics,
Prime Minister,
Shree Manmohan Singh
Friday, 3 December 2010
3G bol ne ka 2G nahi
One day few corporate people asked Manmohan Singh. Please give us licence for 2G service of mobile. Manmohan Singh told "Oye g if you need licence for 2G then contact Mr.Raja.
Are boss Raja bole to vohi jo thode din pahele 24X7 news channel par aata tha. Corporate people tried to contact Raja but failed. Corporate people appointed Ms.Radia as there PR to meet Raja.
Bole to Neta aur ladki ka purana nata hai. Dono bhi bina baat ke chhillate hai. To apun baat kar raha tha Rakhi Sawant ke bare mai ???? Sorry sorry we were talking about 2G. Ek baat apun ko nahi samjha a 3G ke time pe apna media 2G ka baat kyo karta hai.
Bole to bahut bada game ho gaya aur public ko pata nahi chala. 2G licence ke liye Radia madam ne jack lagana chalu kiya aur tumko malum hona mangta ke madam log ke liye har kaam aasan hota hai.
Radia ne Raja,Varsha aur Taktvar (bole tum samjhna mangta hai mai kis ke bare mai baat kar raha hu) ke saath mil ke goti fit karne ka chalu kar diya.
Apne Pagdi wale ko malum pada kee Raja koi bada game kar raha hai. Pagdi ko rubber stamp nahi bolneka bahut padha likha aadmi hai aapun usko salam karta hai. Pagdi ne Raja ko bola boss thode din ruk jaa baad mai aapun 2G bechenge. Par Raja kidhar pagdi ki manene wala tha usne to 2G ko muft mai bech dala.
Abhi media wala aur koi report bolata hai ki lakho karod ka nuksaan hua but a Raju, a Swami tum ko samjh ta nahi kya phanter log to bahut phayda hua.
Tum log to tape bajaane ke liye bhi ready nahi tha vo to aapun ne blog likh likh kar jyada TRP pa liya to tum log bhi tape bajane aa gaya.
Abhi 3G ke time pe 2G ka baat nahi karne ka. Radia or Nadia aur raja kisi ko kucchh nahi hoga. Swmai mai teri ijjat karta hu. Tu mujhe paanch neta ka naam bol jo public ka paisa khane ke baad jail mai band hai
Muaka mile vaha paisa banao aur public ke bare mai bhul jao.
3G bolo kya 2G nahi
Kamal Upadhyay
Are boss Raja bole to vohi jo thode din pahele 24X7 news channel par aata tha. Corporate people tried to contact Raja but failed. Corporate people appointed Ms.Radia as there PR to meet Raja.
Bole to Neta aur ladki ka purana nata hai. Dono bhi bina baat ke chhillate hai. To apun baat kar raha tha Rakhi Sawant ke bare mai ???? Sorry sorry we were talking about 2G. Ek baat apun ko nahi samjha a 3G ke time pe apna media 2G ka baat kyo karta hai.
Bole to bahut bada game ho gaya aur public ko pata nahi chala. 2G licence ke liye Radia madam ne jack lagana chalu kiya aur tumko malum hona mangta ke madam log ke liye har kaam aasan hota hai.
Radia ne Raja,Varsha aur Taktvar (bole tum samjhna mangta hai mai kis ke bare mai baat kar raha hu) ke saath mil ke goti fit karne ka chalu kar diya.
Apne Pagdi wale ko malum pada kee Raja koi bada game kar raha hai. Pagdi ko rubber stamp nahi bolneka bahut padha likha aadmi hai aapun usko salam karta hai. Pagdi ne Raja ko bola boss thode din ruk jaa baad mai aapun 2G bechenge. Par Raja kidhar pagdi ki manene wala tha usne to 2G ko muft mai bech dala.
Abhi media wala aur koi report bolata hai ki lakho karod ka nuksaan hua but a Raju, a Swami tum ko samjh ta nahi kya phanter log to bahut phayda hua.
Tum log to tape bajaane ke liye bhi ready nahi tha vo to aapun ne blog likh likh kar jyada TRP pa liya to tum log bhi tape bajane aa gaya.
Abhi 3G ke time pe 2G ka baat nahi karne ka. Radia or Nadia aur raja kisi ko kucchh nahi hoga. Swmai mai teri ijjat karta hu. Tu mujhe paanch neta ka naam bol jo public ka paisa khane ke baad jail mai band hai
Muaka mile vaha paisa banao aur public ke bare mai bhul jao.
3G bolo kya 2G nahi
Kamal Upadhyay
Cinema & Disability
We have seen that in last few years movies made on disable people did very well. If movies failed to collect money on Box Office but then also rated high by critics.
We can see handicapped people from long time in cinema but I am here to say about movie came in this decade.
"Black" It's movie about a girl who can not see,listen or talk. Bhansali did his best with Mr.Bachchan & Rani. He made us believe for 2hours of all falls in life of handicapped person. He also made us believe that you have to bit handicapped person so he can understand things
properly.
"Tare Zamin Par" Mr.Perfecosnist debut as Producer & Director did very well. His movie taught us how to deal with love & care with person. Ishant the boy who is not handicapped but not good in study. He can not understand words due to some problem. Khan did very well with
movie & didn't force us to cry like Bhansali. Mr.Perfecosnist is great is all field.
"Paa" Mr.Bachchan played role of 14years boy who is suffering from fast ageing. Mr.Bachchan did well with role & made us cry & laugh both with his acting.
"Gujarish" I am very sorry to Bhansali. The day I went to cinema hall for movies. Gujarish had been gone from display so can not comment on movie or Bhansali.
We can note that Black,TZP,Paa did very well on Box Office with their collection.
Can we say people enjoy disability of others. I have read some where people are not happy because they are not getting everything but their friends are getting more than them.
People are more happy to see others disability.
Not Happy to see disability,
Kamal Upadhyay
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Twitter Power
(As per twitter website)
An information network
Twitter is a real-time information network that connects you to the latest information about what you find interesting. Simply find the public streams you find most compelling and follow the conversations.
(As per people view)
At the heart of Twitter are small bursts of information called Tweets. Each Tweet is 140 characters in length, but don’t let the small size fool you—you can share a lot with a little space. Connected to each Tweet is a rich details pane that provides additional information, deeper context and embedded media. You can tell your story within your Tweet, or you can think of a Tweet as the headline, and use the details pane to tell the rest with photos, videos and other media content.
'Twitter' kahte hai ham "Udti chidiya ke pankh gin lete hai" par twitter ke pankh ginana kathin kaam hai. 140 character is limit for update on twitter i.e. +ve point. every one try to finish their talk in 140 character. In exam all answer should be answerable in 140 characters. So it will help students to get good mark in exam with less pressure more passing means less Suicide. Twitter is doing well with all it's features. The new twitter is very nice. We can see @twitter getting more popular with people day by day.
Eas Chidiya ke pankh jo chhote hai pura gagan dhakane ka maada rakhte hai. "Nasib Unki Bhi Hoti Hai Jinke Haath Nahi Hote,Pankho Se Kooch Nahi Hota Hauslo Se Udaan Hoti Hai"
Twitter has done good job with his 140 characters limit. Media is using twitter to get view and opinion from people. Celebrities are using it as Platform for interaction with people.
We can see that twitter became more powerful now. When 2G scam came out , followed by Radia and Narkha Tape. Media didn’t publish any news against the people of their own section. People on twitter raised the issue and now you can easily see #Barkhagate. #barkhagate is phrase against the corrupt Journalists. Barkha her self called editor oh her show to clear her point on Tape case. So now people also get one more place to raise their voice.
Twitter is platform to get heard by the people and for the people. So chalo mai bhi Udaan bharta hu.
@k9kamal pe aap mere pankh dekh sakte ho
Kamal Upadhyay
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Biggest Threat
We the people of India always debate on many issues as we have lot’s of time to spend. I was just thinking that what is the biggest threat to India?
• Our corrupt Neta
• Corruption
• Scams
• Crime
• Religion
• Terrorist
We all are ready to fight with Terrorism. 0n 26/11 few terrorist from Pakistan landed in Mumbai, captured Taj Hotel and other places. Our Security team took 48hours to kill all the terrorist.
Pakistan captured our Kargil hills in 1996. It took few month for our security team to get back all our hills. I want to make a point that in few days or months we can catch Terrorist. We can control terrorism with powerful internal security.
It all started from long time back when India became Independent our Neta also became independent. They Mr.Enderson free from here though many people died in Bhopa Gas tragedy. Till date we are fighting to get compensation for victims and their family.
Our PM told that money left from center as Rs.1 reach to the people as 15paisa. It shows the level of corruption in our economy. Every one wants to make money from Public. Now Indians breath corruption with every doss of O2.
“Scam” It all started from long time back but Harshad Mehta gave it a name. after that there are many scams in India like Satyam,2G,CWG & Adarsh. Even we didn’t leave the chance to make money from the “Taboot” for Kargil fighters.
Our daily News Paper is full with the story of Murder, Rape, Shoot out, Robbery. In thses cases we are little success to catch the culprit than Corruption and Scams. There are lacs of pending cases in our court on all the crimes.
We are always ready to kill each other in the name of Religion. We killed Sikhs in Delhi. We killed Hindu and Muslims in Mumbai. We killed Hindu and Muslims in Gujrat. We were ready to kill each other for Babri Masjid Issue.
We can note from the above that we can control Terrorism but it’s difficult to control all other threats to our Society. So We have to decide threat for our country ?
Biggest Threat to Society,
Kamal Upadhyay
• Our corrupt Neta
• Corruption
• Scams
• Crime
• Religion
• Terrorist
We all are ready to fight with Terrorism. 0n 26/11 few terrorist from Pakistan landed in Mumbai, captured Taj Hotel and other places. Our Security team took 48hours to kill all the terrorist.
Pakistan captured our Kargil hills in 1996. It took few month for our security team to get back all our hills. I want to make a point that in few days or months we can catch Terrorist. We can control terrorism with powerful internal security.
It all started from long time back when India became Independent our Neta also became independent. They Mr.Enderson free from here though many people died in Bhopa Gas tragedy. Till date we are fighting to get compensation for victims and their family.
Our PM told that money left from center as Rs.1 reach to the people as 15paisa. It shows the level of corruption in our economy. Every one wants to make money from Public. Now Indians breath corruption with every doss of O2.
“Scam” It all started from long time back but Harshad Mehta gave it a name. after that there are many scams in India like Satyam,2G,CWG & Adarsh. Even we didn’t leave the chance to make money from the “Taboot” for Kargil fighters.
Our daily News Paper is full with the story of Murder, Rape, Shoot out, Robbery. In thses cases we are little success to catch the culprit than Corruption and Scams. There are lacs of pending cases in our court on all the crimes.
We are always ready to kill each other in the name of Religion. We killed Sikhs in Delhi. We killed Hindu and Muslims in Mumbai. We killed Hindu and Muslims in Gujrat. We were ready to kill each other for Babri Masjid Issue.
We can note from the above that we can control Terrorism but it’s difficult to control all other threats to our Society. So We have to decide threat for our country ?
Biggest Threat to Society,
Kamal Upadhyay
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