Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Exclusive Interview with PM


I wrote a post on PM's speech & meeting with some selected editors of

print media. After reading my post PMO office called me and scheduled

meeting with PM.







Here are my exclusive Interview PM with all respect.



Kamal : Sir, what is your view on Lokpal?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on 2G scam ?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on CWG scam?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, When do you think people involved in Adarash scam will get punish?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



Kamal : Sir, What is your view on Inflation, corruption, scam & Black Money?

PM : ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................



You read here what PM answered for all my question. He accepted all

the mistakes and answered all the facts on scams. His answered draft

was not approved by high command so I can't publish his answer here.



With all respect, Thank you for reading my exclusive Interview with PM.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !


Prime Minister of India has finally decided to speak with Median frequently. Prime Minister has been criticized badly all over for his silence on every day scam and corruption charges taking place in India. He got the approval from High Command to speak with Media.



Mai PM BOL Raha HU

Let’s see when He is going to have his 1st round of Interview with Media. There should be firing editor to ask the Question to PM then the one who just wants to hear him. In his last meeting promised action against all scam master but yet there is no major breakthrough in cases. There are few arrests but what about the people money.



Mai PM BOL Raha HU



..... To be continued

It'll be interesting to see to whom he'll blame this time. Last time He blamed coalition dharma for all scams & corruption charges.



Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !



I want that editor should ask him on my behalf, what he wants to say on my Rubber Stamp nick name. Isn't Good? Mai PM BOL Raha Hu :-) Rubber Stamp is going to stamp on more papers from now onwards.



Kamzor Kadi Kaun ?



In last New Conference New Editor took Right & Left of PM so let's see what editors are going to ask this time.



Mai PM BOL Raha Hu !



Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 27 June 2011

Lokpal with Sunny Deol




Tarikh pe Tarikh



Tarikh pe Tarikh



Tarikh pe Tarikh



Tarikh pe Tarikh



Tarikh pe Tarikh



Sibbal Shaheb kitni phikra karate ho app corrupt logo ki jo abhi tak

Lokpal ka sahi dhancha banane ke liye tiyaar nahi ho rahe ho !



Ek bar jo ae 100 crore Janta ne than lee to aap sirf utho ge nahi

balki aapki government bhi uth Jayegi.



Bharat kee Janta koi aapke ghar ke pale moti jaisee nahi hai, jo aap

jahaan bolo baith gayi.



Vote mango to Vote denge par agar Note sahi tarike se istamal nahi

kiye to aapki sarkaar ka gala Ghote denge.



No If No But.....we need Lokpal with Jat (Jat stand for PM - MMS. We

need PM to be brought Under Lokpal)



Neta Corrupt Thhe !

Neta Corrupt Hai !

Neta Corrupt Rahenge !



Hame koi problem nahi hai, Ham sirf insaaf chahte hai. Jinohone

Sarkaar ka paisa khaya hai, unhe saja jaroor milegee.



Baba Ramdev ko to aap ne bhaga diya par mujhe nahi bhaga paoge. Par

haa agar mujhe gussa aa gaya to mai aap ko jaroor bhaga dunga.



Mai koi Anna Hazare nahi jo aap se haath jodunga, Mai to halak mai

haath dalke Lokpal ka draft nikal lunga.



Aur Ha agar mai aapni asali aukat par aa gaya to tumhe Lokpal draft

karane ke liye Parliament kam pad jayegi.





Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Coalition Dharma


We got this line of Coalition Dharma from our respectable PM Shree Manmohan Singh. I found this phrase very good for some of spoke person of congress or any of political party in India. It so easy to divert charges & portrait a clear self image with phrase of Coalition Dharma. You failed do to any action then blame it to Coalition Dharma.





I am ready to be a spoke person for any of Political party in India. I can answer the Question of Arnab Goswami & Rajdeep Sardesai with 100% proof in public domain. What will happen if I'll become spoke person of a political party which is leading government with alliance of other party.



Here are some interesting Question, which are not interesting at all.



Q. There is rape on Minor Girl & later on killed ?

Kamal : I am really sorry & my condolences to the family member of Girl but due to Coalition Dharma we can't take action.



Q. Land ment for widow of soldiers sold to civilians.

Kamal : No one informed me on this as I am also looking for a house in south mumbai but the lottery was close before my joining in party but due to Coalition Dharma we can't take action.



Q. Lot's of money spent on sport event but nothing as per International level.

Kamal : We are India so we believe in Indian level and also I didn't get any share for deals made by concerned person "aaj kal sab akele hee khana chahate hai" but due to Coalition Dharma we can't take action.



Q. People of India need a hardcore anti corruption bill.

Kamal : I can't understand people of India. First they pay bribe to rapid their work & later on demand for probe in others cases but due to Coalition Dharma we can't take action.



I can't write against government or their sub parts and due to Coalition Dharma we can't take action.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 20 June 2011

Congratulation Mr.Rahul Gandhi


My Best Wishes to you Mr.Rahul Gandhi so finally you are 41. The

Youvraj of congress is ready to take seat of PM. Congress Men are ready

to see you as PM.



It's not only people of India think Present PM is rubber stamp but

congress Men are also sounding same. There is no need of spoon to you

while having lunch as so many chamchas are there in congress.







I don't remember your birthday but you can see lot's of hoarding all

over mumbai spoiling view of Traffic Signals. Please tell your Party

Men to do some work than wasting money on your banners. We are trying

to make Mumbai free from hoardings. We know you can't help us in that

so don't at least spoil.



I don't need any treat from you on your birthday. We need self

dependent India with more growth & development.



Please call of your HoRahaBharatNirman ad from all channels as scam,

corruption & Inflation are all time high so there is no Bharat Nirman.



Let me tell you something " Don't every be PM as opposition will raise

this issue all possible way that you became PM due to your birth as

Gandhi. Be what ever you want and let rubber stamp to handle the PM

post." There are many to be rubber stamp if not then call me.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Lokpal & Government


People of India fighting with government of India to get the Lokpal

draft approved.



Anna started his fast to put the Lokpal on fast track. When Anna's

campaign got support from people of India then government came to

convince people that we are also on same side to get Lokpal draft

approved.



Government didn't gave second chance to Baba to fast & generate

support from people of India.



Government is ready with it's draft of Lokpal. They have made two sets

of Lokpal as education board makes for Question paper. If somehow one

paper will get leak then send the second set of paper.



Government is ready with their draft on Lokpal which gives Lokpal

lot's of power to bark on Corruption & scam master. But Lokpal can

only bark and doesn't has any power to bite.



Government has appointed Digvijay Singh as their show maker to turn

people attention from real issue of Lokpal to anyother issue for e.g.

Baba doesn't know Yoga & you won't get any benefit after following his

Yoga Trip.



Digvijay Singh is speaking like Rakhi who never hold any command on

his words. Kapail & Chidambram also trying to divert people attention

from Lokpal(Scam/Corruption) to RSS.



Let's assume as per Government Anna is mask of RSS,"Does it mean

government has license to allow scam & corruption".



Government can't take any action on Scam master due to Coalition

Dharma and they can't help to get Lokpal due to which their PM has to

reply for scam issues.



Government always claimed that PM is free from every scam issue so why

they fear to have Lokpal draft which gives power to Lokpal &

accountability to PM.



We need a Law under which all Scam Master can be booked & answerable

to people of India.



It's very much clear from government stand on Lokpal that they are

fighting against people on India on Lokpal.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Educational System In India

India is talking about cut of percentage you require to get admission

in reputed colleges.



India is country where most of things are based on structure of

colonel era. We have judiciary based on British foundation. We are

influenced more by British People as they ruled us for 200years.



Educational System In India needs a reform so we can change our

education on more practical basis than theoretical basis. Educational

System should have competition but it should be sharp skill of student

than forcing them to suicide.



We have to understand our educational System In 3 level.



Level 1

A talented child do lot's of hardwork to be Doctor or engineer.



Level2

An smart (or little more) student do little less hardwork than level1

student to be MBA.



Level3

An average (or little less) student to average hardwork to be graduate

in Politics.



In India



Level3



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Control



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Level2



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Control



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Level1.



There are exception in every cases so don't come with your criticism

on my theory.



We need education system where Level1 should control Level2 & Level2

should control Level3.



If an illiterate person can be CM in India then who is going to be

classifies in Level3 & going to control Level1, Level2 than we need

Educational reform where more talented person should go to Level3.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

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