Aankho Me Ujala Abhi Hai

Tanhayiya Badh Rahi Hai,

Aasma Bhi Anjaan Lag Raha Hai,

Dhartee Jaise Jal Rahee Hai,

Aankho Me Ujala Abhi Hai !

Mand Bayar Tufan See Lag Rahi Hai,

Sheetal Jal Dhadhak Raha Hai,

Jyoti Jwala Ban Rahi Hai,

Aankho Me Ujala Abhi Hai !

Pankshi – Prani Behal Hai,

Sajeev Bhi Nirjeev Lag Rahe Hai,

Jeevan Ab Mrit Sa Samajh Aata Hai,

Aankho Me Ujala Abhi Hai !

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

आँखों में उजाला अभ्भी है।

तन्हायिया बढ़ रही है।
आसमा भी अनजान लग रहा है।
धरती जैसे जल रही है।
आँखों में उजाला अभ्भी है।

मंद बयार तुफान सी लग रही है।
शीतल जल धधक रहा है।
ज्योति ज्वाला बन रही है।
आँखों में उजाला अभ्भी है।

पंक्षी-प्राणी बेहाल है।
सजीव भी निर्जीव से लग रहे है।
जीवन अब मृत सा समझ आता है।
आँखों में उजाला अभ्भी है।



Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Go to hell Mr.VVIP

Dear Mr.VVIP

I am from Mumbai and writing you this letter because I don’t
like when you come to my city. Mr.VVIP major portion of your chunk belongs to
Political leaders. I have no issue with your VVIP status but please do your
VVIPgiri in Delhi only where you have many connected road to reach a location (Deliwallas
– if you are also angry then you also write a letter for same). In my city we
only have Western Express highway which is carrying vehicles more than it’s
capacity.

You come to my city for XYZ reason this traffic pandus are forced
to give you priority on road during pick hour. My Boss don’t care who was
fucking VVIP due to whom I spent 30minutes more in traffic and reached office
late. He believes that you should not be there to give excuse for failure. So I
also don’t care for your visit in my city.

You failed to do anything for my city Mumbai. Our infrastructure
projects are 10years behind the scheduled. Mumbai Metro’s development is developing
like Birbal Ki Khichadi. Every year it gets delayed by few more years. I don’t
complaint you for not doing rapid development but same time I don’t want you to
see you on my road, creating trouble for us.

Do you carry horns on your head?

Answer is NO

 then why you want all
of us to stops at our place for 30minutes to give you pass to reach your
destination.

Go to hell Mr.VVIP.

Please don’t come to my city Mumbai. If you want to come here
then come like Mumbaikar. Please keep your RED light off. We don’t care who you
are. We don’t care where are you going. We only know that you can’t help us so
don’t create trouble for us.

So at last go to hell, don’t come to my city.

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

राहुल गाँधी - उपाध्यक्ष

राहुल गाँधी के नाम की घोषणा उपाध्यक्ष पद के लिए होने के बाद तो जैसे
हिंदी और अंग्रेजी चैनलों को मन मांगी मुराद मिल गयी। छुट्टी मनाने गए
चैनलो के एंकर तुरंत आपातकालीन स्तिथि में स्टूडियो में वापस आ गए हर कोई
डिबेट में लग गए। राहुल गाँधी अब कांग्रेस रैंकिंग में 2 नंबर पर आ गए।
क्या राहुल गाँधी अब 2014 के प्रधामंत्री दावेदार होंगे? राहुल गाँधी इस
बड़ी भूमिका को कैसे निभाएंगे। कांग्रेस के खिलाफ लोगो के मन में जो एक
आक्रोश है उसे कैसे बदलेंगे। हर चैनल का एंकर अपने तर्क से नया वितर्क दे
रहा था।

राहुल गाँधी कौन है?

राहुल गाँधी, नेहरू - गाँधी
परिवार की सबसे नयी पीढ़ी है। भारत का प्रधानमंत्री बनने के लिए राहुल गाँधी
के पास क्या विशेषताए है तो जवाब में आपको मालूम होगा की वो श्री इंदिरा
गाँधी के पोते है। नेहरु गाँधी परिवार में जन्म लेने वाला व्यक्ति
ही कांग्रेस का मुखिया बनने का क्वालिफिकेशन रखता है। सोनिया गाँधी के बाद
राहुल गाँधी दूसरे नंबर के सबसे बड़े कांग्रेसी नेता है ये बात सभी आम आदमी
जानते है और  उपाध्यक्ष पद के लिए उनके नाम की घोषणा मात्र एक छलावा है।

राहुल
गाँधी UP और बिहार में मूकी खा चुके है। यूपी के विधानसभा चुनाव में
सोनिया और राहुल की क्षेत्र से कांग्रेस ने सिर्फ दो सीट पे विजय पायी और
राहुल गाँधी को राष्ट्रीय नेता बताने वाले ये बात भूल गए की दक्षिण भारत
में कई लोग तो राहुल इस नाम को भी नहीं जानते है। राहुल गाँधी कोई नया
चमत्कार नहीं करने वाले है। कांग्रेस को फिर से जीत के आने के लिए मेहनत
करनी होगी और आम आम आदमी को भरोसा दिलाना होगा की कांग्रेस का हाथ आम आदमी
की मदत के लिए है ना की उनके पॉकेट में छेड़ करके पैसे निकलने के लिए।



Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Award Scam 2012

Thank you Amir, Ajay & Sunny for not being part of any awards show from last so many years. I am talking about all the awards ceremony organized by various companies to honor Indian film industry. I wrote on Award scams before also and I am back again with my analysis from current award show.

In recent Award shows we can clearly see that those Actors are performing or hosting the show got awards. As different actor was performing in different show so winner was different. Every Business Company has own segment of awards for their own brand ambassador to nominate for their awards.

In 2012, Indian cinema produced many best movies of decade. We saw movies like Gang of Wasseypur, Paansingh Tomar & Kahani. We saw the reality of India in cinema. No doubt everyone who saw Gang of Wasseypur believes that it’s one of the mile stone in India cinema but surprised to see that The Movies was nominated in very few categories & won hardly any awards.

In most of the awards ceremonies they even forgot to nominate Paansingh Tomar. There were many unexpected award winners, who were not eligible to be nominated for that category. Irfan Khan & Navazudin Siddiqi should have got the Best Actor award but we know the guy who will dance on award night will only get the award for best actor.

We all watch award shows because we don’t have anything else to watch and we enjoy Sharukh Khan and his anchoring skills followed by his cheap jokes.

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

 

Media to lead Next Indo-Pak War

In last week Pakistan Army crossed LOC & killed two
Indian soldiers and mutilated the body of Soldiers. They cut the head of one
Soldier and left the body behind. It’s not first time Pakistan breached seas
fire. They have breached seas fire many time in past and we all know the
supporting power behind them to do so

.

Our Media who keeps looking for News got an issue to debate
as scams are no more interesting. There were lots of violence against women in
past but during slow news time Media took Delhi Gang Rape case to earn TRP. I
am not in opinion that Media did anything wrong. They told us that we have to
fight for our rights and no one else will come forward for same.

News Channel came with series of episodes talking about
Pakistan’s role in various Bombing took place in India. Media was looking for
answer from Prime Minister. Government also respondent to Media’s query and
gave statements. We should be happy that our government replied on Indo-Pak
issue, yes yes it’s difficult to get reply from Shree Manmohan Singh.

I was surprised when few people told that Media wants war
between India & Pakistan. People among media only told these things and
supported by people from social circuit. I got few Questions after that as
follows

Q1. Did Media get success in controlling corruption?

Q2. Did Media win to change our system?

Q3. Did Media Jailed any of the corrupt ministers?

Q4. Did Media get success of women?

Q5. Did Manmohan Singh Spoke after media pressure?

In all the above question answer is NO so how come showing
News can lead to war with Pakistan but at same time Media should show the truth
and not to make it entertainment. 

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay 

Saajan Aur Sanam Ki Shadi

Saajan Aur Sanam Ki Shadi Ko Aaj 5 Saal Pure Ho Gaye. Dono Ne Ghar Par
Ek Chhoti See Party Rakhi Thee Aur Aapne Dosto Aur Parivarr Ke Kuchh
Logo Ko Khane Par Bulaya Tha. Party Bahut Hee Shandaar Thee Har Taraf
Khil Khilate Chehare The. Saajan Aur Sanam Bhi Bahut Khush Lag Rahe The.
Dost Aur Parivaro Ke Logo Ka Aapas Me Saath Aana Dono Ko Bahut Pyaara
Lag Raha Tha Parntu Saajan Ke Parivaar Se Abhi Tak Koi Nahi Aaya Tha.
Aur Phir Darwaje Ki Ghanti Baji, Saajan Khat Se Darwaje Ke Taraf Dauda
Aur Kholate Hee Pitajee Darwaje Par The, Turant Bete Pitajee Ke Gale Laga Aur Unhe Andar Le Aaya.

Aaj Sab Kuchh Jitana Badhiya Aur Pyaara
Lag Rah Paanch Saal Pahele Aisa Nahi Tha. Saaajan Aur Sanam Ke Ghar Wale
Dono Ki Shadi Ke Liye Ready Na The. Jaat-Paat Aur Samaj Ke Chakkar Me
Dono Taraf Ke Parivaaro Ko Unke Bachho Ki Khushiya Nahi Dikh Rahi Thee.
Sanaam Ke Parivaar Ka Raviya Thda Lacheela Tha Parantu Saajan Ke Ghar
Wale To Jaise Saajan Ko Shooli Pe Chadha Dete. Saajan Ke Pitajee School
Me Principle The Aur Shayad Easiliey Samaj Ka Chakkar Unhe Bahut Sata
Raha Tha. End of the day Sanam Ke Parivaar Shadi Ke Liye Taiyyar Ho Gaya
Parntu Sajan Ka Parivaar Ab Bhi Eas Rishte Ke Liye Taiyaar Na Tha.

Aaj
Saajan Apne Pitajee Se Pure 5 Saal Ke Baad Mil Raha Tha. Shadi Ke Baad
Pitajee Aur Saajan Ke Bich Koi Baat Nahi Hui. Saajan Ki Maa Kabhi Chori
Chupake Baat Kar Leti Thee Parantu Vo Mauka Bhi Saal Me Ek Do Baar Aata
Tha. Saajan Aur Pitajee Dono Ek Dusare Se Nazar Nahi Mila Rahe The,
Kyonki Dono Apne Aap Ko Ek Dushare Ka Doshi Samajh The. Sanam Ne
Aakar Pitajee Ke Paav Chhuye To Pitajee Ne Turant Apna Haath Bahu Ke Sar
Par Rakh Diya. Pitajee Ne Aaj Pahili Baar Apni Bahu Ka Chehra Dekha Tha
Aur Dekhate Hee Samjh Gaye Ke Saajan Ne Ek Sushil Ladki Ke Saath Shadi Ki
Hai.

Aaj Pahili Baar Dono Taraf Ka Parivaar Ek Saath Aaya The.
Khushiya Aangan Me Jhoom Rahi Thee Aur Pyaar Fizao Me Mahak Raha Tha.
Bina Parivaar Ke Raza Mandi Ke Shadi Karane Wale Har Couple Ki Kahani Ye
Nahi Hoti Hai Par Saajan Aur Sanam Bahut Hee Khushnasib The.



Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

British Raaz in 2012

Kafi Dino Se Sarkaar Aur Sarkari Tantra Ke
Baare Me Kuch Nahi Likha. Bina Likhe Hee Jawano Ka Josh Dikhayee De Raha Hai. Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Pure Bharat Ke Jawan Sirf Dilli Me Hai Aur
Unhone Hee Bharat Ki Vyvstha Ko Badalane Ka Jimma Le Liya Hai. Bechare
Kadi Dhoop Ho Ya Sard Thand Desh Ki Sarkaar Ko Jagane Ke Liye Sadak Par
Aa Jate Hai. Mumbai Ke Baare Me Sun Kar Hasne Ka Man Karta Hai Ya Phir
Yo Kahe Ki Man Hasane Hee Lagta Hai. Mumbai Sapno Ka Shahar Hai Aur Yaha
Ke Bashinde Sirf Sapno Me Hee Desh Ki Vyvstha Ko Badal Rahe Hai.

2012
Me Bharat Ne Kai Aam Aandolan Dekhe. Anna Hazare Ne Sabse Pahele Bigul
Bajaya Aur Unke Baad Kai Chhote Bade Log Desh Me Satta Parivartaan Ya Yo
Kahe Vyavstha Parivartan Me Joot Gaye. Dilli Ke Log Sadko Par Ek Joot
Ho Kar Aa Gaye Parantu Sarkaar Ki Neend Tutane Ka Naam Nehi Le Rahi Thee,
Parantu Dhire Dhire Sarkari Tantra Jaga Aur Phir Dilli Walo Ki Takat
Phoonakar Se Pura Desh Vyavstha Parivartan Kee Maang Karane Laga.
Sarkaar Ne Hamesh Kee Tarah Ek Committee Ka Gathan Kar Diya Aur
Committee Ki Report Saamjik Satya Par Nahi Sarkar Ki Bahumat Ke Baad
Aati Hai.

Ramdev Aur Unke Aandolan Par Aadhi Raat Par Tear Gas
Aur Police Karvai Karne Wali Sarkaar Ne Tab Had Paar Kar Di Jab Dilli Me
Huye Gang Rape Ke Khilaaf Aawaz Uthane Wale Aur Aandolan Karne Walo Par
Sarkaar Laathiya Barsaane Lagi. Birtish Raaz Me Hamesha Aisa Hee Hota
Tha. Gandhi Ke Aandolan Aur Unke Samrthako Ko Sarkaar Lathiyo Se
Baajanti Thee Aur Ab Hamari Sarkaar Ka Raviya Bhi Kooch Kooch British
Raaz Jaisa Hai. Aapne Aap Ko Gandhi Ki Party Batane Wali Sarkaar Ka Dur Dur Tak Gandhi Ke SIdhhanto Se Naata Nahi Dikhata Hai.


Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay

Khoya Hu Mai

Un Madhoshiyo Me Kahi Khoya Hu Mai.
Un Tanhaiyo Me Kahi Khoya Hu Mai.

Un Julfo Ke Andhero Me Khoya Hu Mai.
Un Labzo Ke Ujalo Me Khoya Hu Mai.

Un Sishkiyo Me Khoya Hu Mai.
Un Hichkiyo Me Khoya Hu Mai.

 

Un Samndar See Gahari Ankho Me Khoya Hu Mai.
Un Surmo Ki Kali Badli Me Khoya Hu Mai.

Apne Mehboob Ki Yando Me Khoya Hu Mai.
Apne Mehboob Ki Yando Me Khoya Hu Mai.





Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Husna By Piyush Mishra

Best song of Coke Studio season 2

 

 

Lahore ke uss
Pehle jile ke
Do pargana mein pahunche

Resham gali ki
Dooje kuche ke
Chauthe makaan mein pahunche

Aur kehte hai jisko
Dooja mulk uss
Pakistan mein pahunche

Likhta hun khat mein
Hindustan se
Pehlu e Husna mein pahunche
O Husna

Main to hun baitha
O Husna meri
Yaadon purani mein khoya

Main to hun baitha
O Husna meri
Yaadon purani mein khoya

Pal pal ko ginta
Pal pal ko chunta
Beeti kahani mein khoya
Patte jab jhadte Hindustan mein
Yaadien tumhari ye bolein
Hota ujala, Hindustan mein, batein tumhari ye bolein
O Husnaa meri yeh to batado
Hota hai aisa kya
Uss gulistan mein
Rehti ho nanhee kabutar see gum tum jahaan
O Husna

Patte kya jhadte hain Pakistan mein
Vaise hi jaise jhadte yahaan
O Husna

Hota ujala kya vaisa hi hai
Jaisa hota Hindustan mein haan
O Husna

Woh heeron ke ranjhe
Ke nagmein mujhko
Ab tak aa aake sataien
Woh Bulley Shah ki
Takriro ki, jheene jheene saaye
Woh Id ki iddi
Lambi namazey
Seyvaiyon ki jhaale
Woh Diwali key diye sang mein
Baisakhi ke badal
Holi ki woh lakdi jinmein
Sang sang aanch lagai
Lohdi ka woh dhuan jis mein
Dhadkhan hai sulgai
O Husna meri ye toh batado
Lohdi ka dhuan kya ab bhi nikalta hai
Jaisa nilkalta tha uss daur mein vahaan
O Husna

Dhuan mein gulstan yeh barbaad ho raha hai
Ik rang sya kaala, ejad ho raha hai
Dhuan mein gulstan yeh barbaad ho raha hai
Ik rang sya kaala, ejad ho raha hai
Dhuan mein gulstan yeh barbaad ho raha hai
Ik rang sya kaala, ejad ho raha hai

Ke heeron ke ranjhon ke
Nagmein kya ab bhi
Sune jaate hai haan vahaan
O Husna

Aur rota hai raaton mein
Pakistan kya vaise hi jaise Hindustan
O Husna