Letter to PM on Independence Day speech

Dear Manmohan Sir,

I appreciate all your effort you took to deliver speech on Independence
Day. I know the pain to stand and keep talking for an hour on facts which is
not acceptable by Yourself. I liked the way you took stand on Pakistan though
many feel it’s not hard enough for neighbor like Pakistan. Media was not
expecting much from you and they were rather waiting for Modi’s speech.

Sir, You spoke very well about all the past GOOD work done
by congress government from 1947 to till date. I always read in my history book
that it’s congress who worked hard for independence of India and your party
RULLING India from last several decades so congress is responsible for present
situation of India.

I am not interested what you did in past. I am more
interested what you are doing in present. FII’s are going out, FDI is not
coming in, Rupees is falling down. We are importing oil on higher price due to
fall of rupees. We increased our coal import as we can’t mine coal in our
country as unethical procedures followed for allotment of coal mines. Who is
responsible for this situation?

Economists are forecasting that India’a economy situation will
become worst. There will be increase in unemployment. Our Industry growth is
declining due to various unfavorable government policies. Food Security bill
will increase our Current Account Deficit but your government wants to do holy
bath of Ganga due to all scam in past so you want Food Security Bill to be
passed before election.

I learnt that you are one of the best economists in our
country and helped India in 1991 from sovereign debt crisis like situation but
this time you yourself forcing India into sovereign debt crisis. So I am
expecting you to come with speech where you will provide solutions for my
concerns raised above than talking about Glory days of Past (which I never saw).

Invicuts – Mandel – India

In last week, I saw a movie called Invicuts. Invicuts is
biographical sports drama. In the film Nelson Mandela used sports as medium to
unite the South African. He tried to address the racial discrimination between
the Whites & Black to maintain the peace in the South Africa. The meaning
of Invicuts is undefeated. In the movie the Rugby sports team inspired by
Mandela won the world cup for South Africa. The game of Rugby and winning the world cup
unite the nation and make white & black close to each other.

On 11 February 1990, Mandela (Madiba) is released from
Victor Verster Prison after 27 years spent in Jail. Four years later Mandela is
elected the 1^st Black President of South Africa. His Presidency
faces lots of challenges like poverty, crime, unemployment, development &
racism. White Men put Mandela behind the bar but Mandela behaved like matured
person and started thinking for country than personal revenge with White Men.
The Dedication of Mandela helped South Africa for their journey of development.

In our country Politics is played on major issue of
religion, cast & sub-cast. We don’t have leader who can unite us like
Mandela did for the South Africa. He didn’t promoted black guys to take over
springboks. He acted to unite the nation than dividing them to win the election
after election. Mandela won every election after that so our Politician can
learn from him that only dividing people is not the only strategy. Unite the
people, let the religion, cast & sub-cast go back seat & develop the
India.

Letter to Uddhav Thackeray

Dear Uddhav Ji,

Please accept my condolence on
demise of Shree BalaSaheb. I always admired Balasaheb for his speeches &
cartoons. I heard many good stories about BalaSaheb from various friends. We
all know Balasaheb was person of his words. I admired Balasaheb because I read
in my book

“यथा चित्तम
तथा वाचा, यथा
वाच्स्थ क्रिया !

चित्ते वाची क्रियायाम च
साधू नाम एकरूपता !!”

i.e A Good person should speak what
he thinks and his action should follow his words. Balasaheab followed this
principle in entire his life.

We all know there are too many
people in various parts of Maharashtra & India who didn’t like Balasaheb’s
way of working & doing politics but after his death everyone admired his
contribution into politics of Maharashtra. Media was doing great stories on
Saheb and things were moving very good. After Saheb you are the next leader of
Shiv Sena and all stories in media were supposed to help you in great manner.

But

But

But

Your sainik goofed up in Palghar
after giving unwanted attention on a facebook comment, which leads to arrest of
Girls. Also as per the news sainik vandalized clinic of his uncle. Here your
people pressed wrong button and spoiled what Media built in about Saheb on last
Saturday & Sunday. Saheb was cartoonist and always made cartoon on various
people & political situation. He believed in free speech & freedom of
expression but sainik did opposite of that in this case and after this incident
in single day people all over India condemned sainik act also at same time they
started writing against Saheb.

I presume this is time when Sena has
to be strong to fight in political situation than fighting with small kid on
writing something for Saheb or Sena. I tried to search your email i.d on google
but didn’t find it & writing on sena’s website was bit difficult. I hope
you will read my letter & make some constructive work for growth of
Maharashtra & Sena.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay  (Mumbaikar)

Koyale Ki Chori - Kamaal Ke Bol

Ek Kahani Jo Koyale Ki Chori aur Usase Jude Samaj Ke Logo Ke Vichardhar Ko Pragat Karti Hai.









Kamaal Ke Bol by Kamal Upadhyay

About Kamal

Barely aware of the concept of Mass Communication, Kamal Upadhyay laid his hands on ‘writing’ at a tender age of nine. Kamal started with the Shakespearean genre when he was schooling, and later developed his own identity with his first published feature ‘Trees Are Our Friend’, in the school magazine at the age of 14. Thenceforth, Kamal wrote several articles, out of which, few even got published in Mumbai’s daily Navbharat Times. Kamal was barely 18 then.


A self-trained journalist, Kamal Upadhyay wrote extensively for Navbharat Times, so much so that his work was featured in the satire column ‘Do Took’ of the daily broadsheet. Kamal continued to write for his college magazines and a daily tabloid - Mumbai Mirror. 


Launching his very own website - www.doingkamaal.com in 2009, the journo broadened his horizon to Politics, Political Satire, Poem, and Short Story. His work has been receiving consistent appreciation and critical acclaim by recognized personalities like Mr Shashi Tharoor, Mr Anupam Kher, Mr Pritish Nandy, Mr Rakesh Jhunjhunwala, Mr Abhijit Majumder & Mr. Navneen Jindal. 


Kamal is now instrumental in developing his own You Tube channel and is all set to venture into this novel digital arena. The feature of this channel is Kamal’s own style of storytelling. Check out Kamal’s link to the You Tube channel: Kamaal Ke Bol 


Life is a stage and we all are mere actors on this stage. You can follow Kamal Upadhyay on Twitter @ActorInLife

India’s Milkman V Kurien

He was 90 and is survived by wife Molly Kurien and daughter Nirmala. He was the founder chairman of the National Dairy Development Board (NDDB). Dr Kurien’s hardwork made Amul household brand name. He launched 'Operation Flood', the largest diary development programme in the world, which made India No.1 Milk producer in world.

The father of 'white revolution' Dr Verghese Kurien, who transformed India from a milk-deficient country to the world's largest milk producer, passed away on sunday at Muljibhai Patel Urological Hospital in the neighbouring Nadiad, after a brief illness.

Through Kurien's efforts vide the Amul Model, the country's milk production shot up from a mere 20 million metric tonnes (MMT) per annum in 1960 to a whopping 122 MMT last year.

He gave us white revolution. Kurein passed away but he’ll be always there in our heart. Amul gave fantbulas tribute to him with their famous Amul poster.

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Kamaal Ke Bol - My 1st Goa Trip

Goa gaya tha mai ghumane, mere liye bahut hee anokhi baat hai. to suniye mere goa ka experience. Goa ki kahani meri jubani.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Satyamev Jayate !!

Kya shuruta ki meri bhai ne, mujhe pahele he pata tha Bhai
kar raha hai to koochh alag kargea. Mudda koi naya nahi hai, Kanya bhrun hatya
ke bare mai ham sab jante hai but when Aamir Khan is talking about it then definitely
it’ll catch more eyes and we can also hope for some solution.

Apne naye TV show Satyamev Jayate mai Aamir Khan ne Kanya Bhrun
hatya ko highlight kiya. I am surprised to know that it’s government who started
sex detection test and helped people to kill girl foetus to control increasing population
of India.

Girls are getting sold in name of marriage. Sarkar soyi hai “Galib
ne Likha Sunane Mai Maja aata hai” par hamari Sarkar ne kaan me headphone dal
ke Galib ka itna maza le rahi hai ki duniya me kya ho raha hai pata nahi.

It’s just not about poor or rich, it’s about our society who
is accepting such kind of people. It’s time to raise our voice and save girl
foetus to make better future of India.

Bhai aage aur bhi mudde lekar aayega. He’ll talk about more
issues and clear our myth about them. Bhai kar raha hai to perfection se
karega, Bhai ke perfection se ham sab bharat ke bahut se undikhe pahelu
dekhenge.

Satyemev Jayate

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

1st Goa Trip

Bachcha
tha mai ! Yahi koi 12year old. I was in 7th class. Padhai, likhai to kam aur
khel kud jayda karta tha. Papa Bank mai kaam karte the to ghar mai sukh suvidha
ki Har cheez maujud thi. Hamare ghar par refrizarator bhi tha, aap kahenge
usame badi baat kya hai to bhai in 1992 only few people all over India was
having refrizarator at their home. In summers entire colony used to come at our
home to drink cold water.

Schools
was closed for Diwali vacation. I was enjoying holiday at home. Papa came home
in evening aur Maa ko hall me bulaya mai Vahi baitha TV dekh raha tha shayad
Aapko pata na Hoga par in 1992 TV was not having presence in every household of
India like now a days. Log 2KM door se mere ghar Sunday ke din Shree Krishna dekhane aathe the.

Papa ne
maa se kaha samaan bag mai dalo ham ghumane jaa rahe hai. Mai Jhat se aapni
jagah se utha aur Papa ki God mai jaakar baith gaya. Papa ne meri utsukta ko
dekha aur kaha we are going to Goa. I have read about Goa in my Geography
book. It was very ideal place for vacation and full of foreign tourist. Mai
Maharashtra ke chhote se Kasabe ka banda Goa jaa raha hu.

Mai
dusare din dosto ke saath khelane Gaya aur unhe khoob khush hokar mere Goa
Jaane ke bare me bataya, few friends were happy for me and few were sad ye soch
kar ki unhe kab Goa jane ka mauka milega. Puri - Bhaji ban gayi, Maa packed all
bags. Auto darwaje pe khada tha aur ham apna saaman lekar usame me baith gaye.
Station se Train pakdi aur Goa pahuch gaye.

Goa ! Goa ! Goa !

We reached Goa. It was like dream for me. We started our trip with
Church and Architecture & construction. Mere chhote se gaon mai hamne
itana bada Mahal nahi dekha tha jitna bada Goa mai logo ka rahene ka makan tha.
Khush to tha mai par koochh missing laga raha tha. 12 saal ka bachcha koochh
jyda hee soach raha tha.

Agale din

Agale din

Agale din

Papa hame Goa beach par le gaye. Vaha, kya najara tha.
Nariyal ke ped charo taraf phaile hue the samndar mai lahere gota kha rahi thi.
Achanak  mere samne se ek Russian ladki
gujari. Oh my god that was GOA. Semi nude girls everywhere on beach, in 1992 we
are not having mobile loaded with XX & XXX porn movies for child like me it
was like I am in some 3D movie. Kya najara tha yaar charo taraf Jalpariya ghoom
rahi thi. GOA bolu ya jannat, mujhe pata nahi tha. Papa bhi meri aur maa ki najar bacha kar uan Russian girls ko dekh rahe the, Maa uan Russian girls ko
dekh kar Sharma rahi thi. Goa mai charo taraf foreigners hee ghumate dikhte the aur shayad unhone ne hee Goa ko Goa banaya.

Finally! We came back to village par vo Goa ki yaden aaj bhi
mere man mai use tarha jinda hai.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Ghotalo Ka Desh Bharat

I was checking statics of my blog today and I saw a person landed on my blog searching for “Ghotalo Ka Desh Bharat”. Ek Samay tha jab bharat ko sone ki Chidiya ke naam se jaana jata that. 1857 mai angrej aaye aur bharat ka sona loot kar le gaye.

Bharat ko 1947 mai aajadi mail gayi. Angrejo ke jane ke bad bhi bharat mai bahut sampati aur dhan-daulat bachi thi. Jo koochh bacha use ham Bhartiyo ne lutna chalu kar diya. SEVEK SE LEKE MALIK TAK HAR KOI CHORI MAI LAGA HAI.



Pichhale kooch varso mai Ghotalo ne aapne record tod diya. Har din ho rahe ghotalo ne Bharat ke saath saath bhartiyo ko bhi pure sansaar mai badnaam kar diya. 2G ghotale ne Bharat ka naam itana badnaam kiya ki ab log google par Bharat ko dhoodhante waqt saath mai ghotalo ka desh likhna nahi bhulte.

Sanskrit mai ek shlok hai ki

“Akale kritya karbdham kartunarthay kalpate !

Tadev kale charabdham mahate arthay kalpate !!



Galat Samay mai shuru kiye gaye kaam ka koi laabh nahi hota parantu sahi samay pe shuru kiye gaye kaam se bahut laabh hota hai. Kisan yadi barish hone ke baad muhrut ka intazaar kare aur beej nahi boye to use phasal nahi milegee.



Hamari sarkaar ko ab muhurat ka intazaar chhodkar ek majoobt barath ki sanrachan ke liye prayash karana chahiye.





Kar Raha Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sachin’s 100-100

16th March 2012, Sachin Tendulkar made his 100 and that to 100 time. We all were waiting for this moment that soon sachin will make 100 but that was pending task from long time. Sachin was also chasing the dream and enjoying the game from long time but was failed many time to achieve such great record. I don’t think that anybody else in cricket will break this record.

I thought after completing his 100 Sachin will announce his retirement as Rahul Dravid did few days back so new talent can come to play cricket. Sachin loves cricket too much and he doesn’t know when he has to go. Legend of Cricket like Kapila and Ganguly already told that now it’s time for new generation to take over. Sachin can play cricket life time but there are many young players who are waiting for their chance but Sachin has occupied the place to complete his records.



Master Blaster Sachin Tendulakr did great contribution for Team India and in world of cricket. Sachin is playing cricket more than two decade. There were many great moment in life of Sachin and in history of Cricket. Sachin played a big role in journey of cricket in India. We all know in game of cricket you will be valued till you can play and hit big numbers. Sachin is worshipped as god of cricket in India. There were many great Cricketers. In past and many will come in future but Sachin set his own level which no one can reach



Sachin have many records on his name. India won world cup 2011 with him and that was proud moment for each and every Indian. We thought now Sachin will take retirement.

Sachin's contribution in cricket and history of Team India is incredible but now he should think for future of cricket. His self called retirement from cricket will give him great respect as he is playing well.



Please go Sachin !!



You have played enough and set many records. Now it’s time you to make some more cricketers like you.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Dalit

Dalit !! Dalit !! Dalit !! Dalit !!



If you'll call someone by this word then please ask your lawyer to ready to fight case. I am confused why Dalits don't like when people call them Dalit. Dalit doesn't like to be called Dalit then why they come forward for reservation in name of Dalit.

Dalit is favourite word among Political class of India. In north states like UP and Bihar have major share of Dalit vote bank. Every Political class wants to lure Dalit voter. It's not strange that BSP in UP came in power only due to huge vote bank of Dalit class.



Dalit Class !! Yes ! Dalit has his own class. If a Dalit comes to meet you wearing western outfit then you can't call him Dalit. If you call lad shaheb as Dalit then he'll take it as -ve of respect but the same Dalit is happy to get admission in government colleges in name of

Dalit.



Dar lagata hai Dalit kahena mai jee !!

jaban to kachcha hai jee !!



I am happy to call Dalit with name or word he wants but for that he should not ask for reservation on basis of Dalit as cast.



Ham bolega to bologe ki bolata hai !! But truth can’t hide behind reservation of Ambedkar Colony or making statue of living people to make people fool.



It's time for Dalit to think about them self there are many Dalit in rural India who are even not getting food for two times. Ambedkar Park or statue is not going to help you for development of poor dalit.



Youvraaj stay in your house is not going to help for development of cast neither statues of bahen can help you to move from Poverty line to Ambani line.



So don't care what people call you Dalit or Mr. Brahaman just thinks what needs to be done for overall growth of India.



If only Dalit person can get reservation then let's call poor people Dalit which can help their development.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay