मै कौन हु ?

एक दिन मै नींद से जगा और मेरी यादास्त जा चुकी थी !



राह मै चलते चलते मुझे पता चला की मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मै हु !



हा वही ऑस्ट्रेलिया जहा आज कल भारतीयों के ऊपर अत्याचार हो रहा है !



मुझे मेरा पासपोर्ट मिला जिससे पता चला मै भारतीय हु !

वहा से शुरू हुई मेरी यात्रा मैं कौन हु ?



इस संसार मे.मै मानव हु !



जब मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मे था …..मै भारतीय हु !



जब मै भारत आया मै उत्तर भारतीय हु !



मै उत्तर भारत गया वहा मै up का हु !



मै UP गया वहा मै ब्रह्मण हु !



मै ब्र्हमानो के पास गया तो मुझे पता चला की मै दिव्तीय कोटि का ब्रह्मण हु !



आज मै कमल जो आपने बारे मे इतना कुछ जानता हु ! पर आज भी मै नहीं जानता की मे कौन हु !



भगवान ने हमें जीवन का आनंद लेने के लिए जन्म दिया परन्तु हमने आपने आप को
कई हिस्सों मे विभाजीत कर दिया ! भगवान स्वयं सोच रहे कई मानवता का निर्माण
उनकी सफलता है या विफलता !



मै कौन हु ?

कमल उपाध्याय 

Who I am?

One day I woke up in the morning.

I failed to remember anything from the past of my life not even my
name.

I was thinking “Who I am?”

I was walking on the Road and I came to know I am at AUSTRALIA.

Few people told me you are an Indian.

I got my Passport and came to India and Landed in Mumbai.

Here is my experience from Australia to My Hometown Varanshi “Who
I am?”

In world, I am Human being.

When I was at Australia…. I am Indian.

I came to India…. I am North Indian.

I went to North India….I am from UP.

I went to UP….I am Brahamin.

I went to Brahamins..I am class two Brahamin..

Oh my god after knowing these much still I am confused “Who I am?”
Looking to get Answer?

God created us to enjoy life but we divided it in so many sub
parts that even god is confuse “Creation of Human Being is his biggest success
or biggest failure.

Doing Kamaal

Kamal Upadhyay

These Women Speak Too Much

I was travelling from Allhabad to Mumbai in last month by Train. The distance between Allhabad to Mumbai took 24hours. Train came late by 6hours and finally around 8pm train departed from station. I got lower birth seat but on request of lady I shifted myself to upper birth.

“Rinku, Mamta and Buvaji”

Rinku had requested me to exchange seats. Mamta was cousin Sister of Rinku and Buvaji was Sister of Rnikus and Mamta’s father. They were coming to Mumbai for marriage of their cousin brother. They all were enjoying their journey. I was sleeping on upper birth most of the time and was hardly heard them for 4-5 hours.



Rinku’s father passed away long time back. Her Uncle has taken care of her school and her marriage expenses. Rinku’s husband was earning good in his business but he used to give his more time to his elder brothers son. He mostly full filled wishes of his nephew. Singh Sahab was not so much in love with Rinku. There were many fights in past. Rinku was very unhappy with their relation but she was not having option to quit the relation “Jamana Kya Kahega ! Teen Bachho Ki Ma Ne Talak Le Liya”. Singh Sahab had recently purchased a car but that was being used most of the time by his Nephew. Rinku have 3 children and 1 nephew.There were many more updated from Rinku about her and Singh Sahab's relation.



Mamta’s father arranged Rinku’s marriage. He must have looked for much better relation for his own daughter but at present Rinku’s Husaband is doing good than Mamta’s Husband. Mamta have 2 children and yes both were traveling with her. Mamta speaks very less but her smile is very cute. Her husband had bitten her few times but She is Bhartiy Nari so not going anywhere. At the end she is happy with her husband.



Buvaji’s story is even shorter. Poopha Ji is driver. They were married in 80 and they have very happy life. Buvaji is coming 1st time to Mumbai. She was tired with journey and doesn’t want to travel again. I also forgot to tell as the train was late they boarded wrong train in evening and then jumped from running train.



I hope you read all about Rinku, Mamta and Buvaji. So now read this one

I never spoke to any of them after I changed my seats. I didn’t ask single word about their family. It’s just “They spoke so much during my journey from Allhabad to Mumbai” that I came to know things about them. I just had thought when I reached Mumbai “These Women Speak Too Much”



Feel Fucked after reading So Was I after Travelling !!



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

New Year Resolution

I have yet not decided my new year resolution. I want to set my new year resolution asap as people are asking me for same. Many of my friends have decided to give up smoking and drinking in new year. They will follow their resolution for next few days and after that everyone will be back to normal.



I have to set my new year resolution as I have to tell my friends what I have decided for new year. I have many things to take as oath like writing 365post in this year or not writing more than 120post in 2012.



I have noticed most of people only follow new year resolution for not more than 15days so let’s not make any resolution. I’ll do best for me and society. Let’s make our resolution for development of our people and our country. We don’t need resolution to leave drinking or smoking that just need will.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

The Word Sex

I know writing about Politics is very easy. I know writing about Social Things is very easy but I also know writing about Sex is very difficult in our society. People always try to ignore This word in public places. Sex is part of our culture. KaamSutra was one of the biggest sources of Sex and about knowledge of Sex. We have given KaamSutra to world but even we don’t want to talk about Sex openly.



People don’t want to discuss about Sex with his/her doctor though they are getting trouble due to sex issues in their life. I don’t want that people should speak about their intercourse in public but yes trouble should be shared.

AIDS is biggest diseases due to our ignorance of Sex in public life. We don’t like to speak word P***** or V***** in open. We just want to ignore this topic. We have ignored the East India company and they ruled on us for 200 years. We never learnt anything from such incident.



India is one of fastest growing economy in world so our population. India is 2nd in population in world. We ignore the word SEX so we ignore healthy future of India. We should come in open with the knowledge of Sex. We should share knowledge of Sex with our friends. I know it’ll take another 10years to speak Sex with family.



I recently saw a movie in which son speak with her mother as fun about Condom-Condom. India is society full of cultures and values but don’t we have sculptures of Sex based on Kaamsutra. We should come open with Sex.



We throw an Artist out of India as he had drawn a picture of our Godess as nude. We don’t want to accept truth of Sex, which is source of Life. I am not telling to paint everything nude but yes we should paint something Nude.



India should speak word SEX to make Healthy India.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Life on Sunday

Life on Sunday is normally different from other days. Sunday is lazy day for people and people enjoy laziness on Sunday. The Best thing about Sunday is you don’t have to go office. It’s fixed off of in week unless and until you are unlucky.





Wake up early in the morning at 11.00am on Sunday feels fresh. You don’t have to take bath and go to office as early as possible. On Sunday you have taken 2 hours after coming out of bed to get fresh.



Sunday is best day to full fill you your hobby. You can go music class. You can play cricket. You can write story or just sit at home and enjoy TV with Family. Sunday is best day to enjoy with family. Less phone calls and all family member are around to enjoy Sunday.



We should thank person who declared Sunday as Holiday. In every calendar Sunday in 1st day of week but I wonder Why people call Sunday as weekend . Sunday is also good to meet up with friends and do other activity for some social cause.



Sunday is best day of week.



Thank you Sunday to giving me chance to repair myself so my body can pump me to work for another 6days.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Letter to Mumbai Girl

Dear Girls,



I am writing for Girls between 18 to 35. I am agree most of them are not a girl and belong to category of woman.



I born in Bombay and living in Mumbai.

I always use to travel in public transport, I think from my junior college. There are many experience to share about all my journey and travelling in Best buses and Local train of Mumbai.



I don't own any vehicle so even today I am using public transport to travel.



Dear all women travelling through Best bus of Mumbai.



Please note that Buses of Mumbai remains always crowded. We as men don't have reserve sit for our self so many of time we stand on small gallery of bus.



Please note there are so many potholes on roads of Mumbai.



Please note that Bus driver is always used to be in hurry to reach his final destination so many of time he applies urgent break.



You, Girls can ask why I am telling all this to you. So reason is I don't touch you purposely as you always think when my body touch you due to urgent break of driver. I don't touch you purposely as you always think when my body touch you due to potholes on Roads.



Please don't think all boys are there to flirt with you.



Please don't stare me next time after my touch to you as it's not my mistake. Please ask government to run more women buses. Please don't abuse me for touch as you are in not good mood. I know that your boyfriend refused to purchase gift for you. But after yelling on me without my mistake nothing will change.



With lot's of love a boy from Mumbai.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

SAB TV

Asali maza SAB ke saath aata hai.



I am talking about the SAB channel. It makes me remember DD days. When 
we use to enjoy every programme with family. There was no problem watching Alif Laila or Chandrakanta with family. DD days was free from Bikini & minis.

SAB has all the flavour for it starts with his programme at


08:00 pm Papad Pol

08:30 pm Tarak Mehta

09:00 Sajan re jhoot mat bolo

09:30 Mrs & Mr Sharma

10:00 Lapataganj

10:30 FIR/Chanda kanoon



I think for these 3hours you don't have to use TV remote more. Just switch on SAB and keep your remote aside. One great thing about all these programmes is all are comedy programme
with fabulous cast & story. All the programmes are crafted such a great way that you can enjoy them with your every member of family & no need to put pressure on
your mind to know what is going to happen tomorrow.



So SAB is great channel with great programme & great viewer.



Asali maza sab ke saath aata hai


Doing Kamaal

Kamal Upadhyay