नए युग की मधुशाला

बैर करांते मंदिर मस्जिद ! मेल कराती मधुशाला !!
दिल तोड़ती प्रियम्वदा ! राह दिखाती बारबाला !!

आदम के बच्चो ने क्या हाल किया मधुशाला !!
हाथ मे चखना और हाथो मे मदिरा का प्याला !!

हम तो अभी यही कहेंगे दिल तोड़ती प्रियम्वदा ! राह दिखाती बारबाला !!
कन्याओ ने भी अब रख्खा कदम है मधुशाला !!

कलयूग रंग दिखायेगा तड़प उठेगी मधुशाला !!
बच्चो ने अब राह है पकड़ी मधुशाला !!

डिस्प्रिन से उतरेगा अब हंगोवर मधुशाला !!
हम तो अभी यही कहेंगे दिल तोड़ती प्रियम्वदा ! राह दिखाती बारबाला !!

साथी भी अब साथ चला है मधुशाला !!
गटर मे गिर के उतारेगी अब नशे की हाला !!

सरकार बढाती टैक्स, रुकी नहीं मधुशाला !!
बूंद बूंद पिते है पैमाने की और भीढ़ बढ़ी है मधुशाल !!

बैर करांते मंदिर मस्जिद ! मेल कराती मधुशाला !!
दिल तोड़ती प्रियम्वदा ! राह दिखाती बारबाला !!

Path

Path Path Par Rukta Hu Mai Aage Chalane Ke Liye !
Ruk Kar Chalane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!

Path Par Girta Hu Mai, Uthta Hu Mai !
Gir Ke Uthane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!

Path Par Hazaro Adchane Hai, Adchano Se Ladta Hu Mai !
Adchano Se Ladane Par Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti

Kabhi Akele To Kabhi Bheed Me Chalta Hu Mai !
Akele Ya Bheed Me Chalane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!

Jeevan Ek Saral Prakriya Hai, Isame Hazaro Uljhane Hai !
Uljhano Ko Suljhane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!

Karm Karta Hu Mai, Mehnat Karta Hu Mai !
Karm Aur Mehnat Karane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!

Path Path Par Rukta Hu Mai Aage Chalane Ke Liye !
Ruk Kar Chalane Se Kabhi Haar Nahi Hoti !!



- Kamal Upadhyay 

About Kamal

Barely aware of the concept of Mass Communication, Kamal Upadhyay laid his hands on ‘writing’ at a tender age of nine. Kamal started with the Shakespearean genre when he was schooling, and later developed his own identity with his first published feature ‘Trees Are Our Friend’, in the school magazine at the age of 14. Thenceforth, Kamal wrote several articles, out of which, few even got published in Mumbai’s daily Navbharat Times. Kamal was barely 18 then.


A self-trained journalist, Kamal Upadhyay wrote extensively for Navbharat Times, so much so that his work was featured in the satire column ‘Do Took’ of the daily broadsheet. Kamal continued to write for his college magazines and a daily tabloid - Mumbai Mirror. 


Launching his very own website - www.doingkamaal.com in 2009, the journo broadened his horizon to Politics, Political Satire, Poem, and Short Story. His work has been receiving consistent appreciation and critical acclaim by recognized personalities like Mr Shashi Tharoor, Mr Anupam Kher, Mr Pritish Nandy, Mr Rakesh Jhunjhunwala, Mr Abhijit Majumder & Mr. Navneen Jindal. 


Kamal is now instrumental in developing his own You Tube channel and is all set to venture into this novel digital arena. The feature of this channel is Kamal’s own style of storytelling. Check out Kamal’s link to the You Tube channel: Kamaal Ke Bol 


Life is a stage and we all are mere actors on this stage. You can follow Kamal Upadhyay on Twitter @ActorInLife

President or Joker

The President election in India has become a joke. In country like US
people elect president where as in India president get selected by political
party. President of India is 1^st citizen of our country but he has
no value other than being National Heritage for 5 years.

There were few presidents who tried to increase their KRA (Key Result Area) but most of the time they served their five year and took
retirement from the post. The President of India has very limited rights as in our
country the parliament is supreme.

There is news that next President can be from a non political
background. This sentence itself clarifies the importance of President of
India. If President has the right to take core decision and non political person can
be the President, then it should be of serious concern but a writer or social activist
can serve on post it means the post has teeth like elephant which are of no use
other than to show off.

If you are thinking that who will be next president of
India?

ROFL

You or I can be president of India. There is no need of experience
to give awards once in an year. I guess a normal person also knows how to
give Khel Ratna Purshkar. If you have a passport and you are eligible to go out
of India then you can consider yourself to be in race of President.

India should seriously think about the post of President. They
should either remove this post or there should be more powers and
responsibilities with extended KRA.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

President of India

I want to be President of India. You can ask me what happened suddenly and I want to be President of India.
From my 25years of experience in life what I have noticed following

1. President of India is not responsible for any up or down in economy.


2. President of India has least or no power for any decision directly or
   indirectly related to India.


3. President of India work as Rubber Stamp for all the decision taken by
   Government.


4. There is no need for the knowledge of politics only good relationship
   with few big politically party is required.


5. The post of President of India very much secure provided you survive
   your life for that 5 years.


6. President of India gets the Royal Treatment, in other words you can say
   he is King.


7. President of India gets lots of free visit for overseas. 


8. You will get a good house after retirement. 
   
   
   
   
   
   

From all of the
above I can say that President of India is a King who can't rule his Kingdom. There
is no need of knowledge or quality to be President.



One of the most the important reasons to be President of India is there no kaam
and full aaram. Aaram kise pasand nahi and my name will get included in
list of Indian President. There were few good president in past but I guess it's time for India to think about the post of President.



I want to be President of India.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

मै कौन हु ?

एक दिन मै नींद से जगा और मेरी यादास्त जा चुकी थी !



राह मै चलते चलते मुझे पता चला की मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मै हु !



हा वही ऑस्ट्रेलिया जहा आज कल भारतीयों के ऊपर अत्याचार हो रहा है !



मुझे मेरा पासपोर्ट मिला जिससे पता चला मै भारतीय हु !

वहा से शुरू हुई मेरी यात्रा मैं कौन हु ?



इस संसार मे.मै मानव हु !



जब मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मे था …..मै भारतीय हु !



जब मै भारत आया मै उत्तर भारतीय हु !



मै उत्तर भारत गया वहा मै up का हु !



मै UP गया वहा मै ब्रह्मण हु !



मै ब्र्हमानो के पास गया तो मुझे पता चला की मै दिव्तीय कोटि का ब्रह्मण हु !



आज मै कमल जो आपने बारे मे इतना कुछ जानता हु ! पर आज भी मै नहीं जानता की मे कौन हु !



भगवान ने हमें जीवन का आनंद लेने के लिए जन्म दिया परन्तु हमने आपने आप को
कई हिस्सों मे विभाजीत कर दिया ! भगवान स्वयं सोच रहे कई मानवता का निर्माण
उनकी सफलता है या विफलता !



मै कौन हु ?

कमल उपाध्याय 

Anna To Learn

Anna Hazare started his movement against corruption last year. People were on Road to support Anna Hazare and movement of India Against Corruption. Anna comes with very clear image in past so his words drive people to fight against corruption.

Anna Movement started on issue like corruption but slowly gradually it turned out to be Political. Team Anna started his campaign against Congress in Hissar. People were supporting Anna Hazare to fight against corruption but they drive it in wrong way.

Number of follower has been decreased instead of Increasing. Anna was fighting against Corruption everyone supported him with open hand but when it turned against Congress many people pool out their support from Anna’s Movement.

If you want to be in politics then support or oppose political party. You can't oppose political system to be Politician. If Anna Hazare thinks that our political system is wrong then he should participate in election to set proper system.

Anna Hazare can’t keep on doing fast when he thinks people of India are with him. I am sure people of India want to get ride from Corruption. They are fed up with Chay-Pani system. But either you face what is happening or fight to change.

Anna Hazare can’t fight against Corruption when there are many people in his own Team involved with some or other type of corruption charges. Anna Hazare has to Learn many thing so he can gain people confidence.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन !

छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन ! कभी जागते कभी सोते रोया है मन !!

कभी वो बचपन की लुक्का छिप्पी मे मुस्कराता है मन !

मोगली, अलिफा लैला को सोच खिलखिलाता है मन !

माँ की डांट का, पाठशाला के घरकाम को सोच घबराता है मन !

कभी लंगड़ी , कभी कब्बड्डी मे खो जाता है मन !

चाराने की टॉफी और पचास पैसे की मलाई कुल्फी से ललचाता है मन !

छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन ! कभी जागते कभी सोते रोया है मन !!

Sachin’s 100-100

16th March 2012, Sachin Tendulkar made his 100 and that to 100 time. We all were waiting for this moment that soon sachin will make 100 but that was pending task from long time. Sachin was also chasing the dream and enjoying the game from long time but was failed many time to achieve such great record. I don’t think that anybody else in cricket will break this record.

I thought after completing his 100 Sachin will announce his retirement as Rahul Dravid did few days back so new talent can come to play cricket. Sachin loves cricket too much and he doesn’t know when he has to go. Legend of Cricket like Kapila and Ganguly already told that now it’s time for new generation to take over. Sachin can play cricket life time but there are many young players who are waiting for their chance but Sachin has occupied the place to complete his records.



Master Blaster Sachin Tendulakr did great contribution for Team India and in world of cricket. Sachin is playing cricket more than two decade. There were many great moment in life of Sachin and in history of Cricket. Sachin played a big role in journey of cricket in India. We all know in game of cricket you will be valued till you can play and hit big numbers. Sachin is worshipped as god of cricket in India. There were many great Cricketers. In past and many will come in future but Sachin set his own level which no one can reach



Sachin have many records on his name. India won world cup 2011 with him and that was proud moment for each and every Indian. We thought now Sachin will take retirement.

Sachin's contribution in cricket and history of Team India is incredible but now he should think for future of cricket. His self called retirement from cricket will give him great respect as he is playing well.



Please go Sachin !!



You have played enough and set many records. Now it’s time you to make some more cricketers like you.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले

हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले

बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले



डरे क्यों मेरा कातिल क्या रहेगा उसकी गर्दन पर

वो खून जो चश्म-ऐ-तर से उम्र भर यूं दम-ब-दम निकले



निकलना खुल्द से आदम का सुनते आये हैं लेकिन

बहुत बे-आबरू होकर तेरे कूचे से हम निकले



भ्रम खुल जाये जालीम तेरे कामत कि दराजी का

अगर इस तुर्रा-ए-पुरपेच-ओ-खम का पेच-ओ-खम निकले



मगर लिखवाये कोई उसको खत तो हमसे लिखवाये

हुई सुबह और घर से कान पर रखकर कलम निकले



हुई इस दौर में मनसूब मुझसे बादा-आशामी

फिर आया वो जमाना जो जहाँ से जाम-ए-जम निकले



हुई जिनसे तव्वको खस्तगी की दाद पाने की

वो हमसे भी ज्यादा खस्ता-ए-तेग-ए-सितम निकले



मुहब्बत में नहीं है फ़र्क जीने और मरने का

उसी को देख कर जीते हैं जिस काफिर पे दम निकले



जरा कर जोर सिने पर कि तीर-ऐ-पुरसितम निकले

जो वो निकले तो दिल निकले, जो दिल निकले तो दम निकले



खुदा के बासते पर्दा ना काबे से उठा जालिम

कहीं ऐसा न हो याँ भी वही काफिर सनम निकले



कहाँ मयखाने का दरवाजा 'गालिब' और कहाँ वाइज़

पर इतना जानते हैं, कल वो जाता था के हम निकले



- मिर्जा गालिब

Rail Budget – Dinesh Trivedi

What is difference between elected and selected minister ?



Elected Minister will open the Pandora as per his wish ?



Selected Minister will open the Pandora as per wish of Chairman of selection committee?

Dinesh Trivedi increased the Rail Fare in his Rail Budget “AA BAIL MUJHE MAR” soon after his rail budget Kolakata came in action and media got the news that on One of the Best Day of his life Dinesh Trivedi will be sacked from his post. Dinesh Trivedi has justified his stand of increase in rail fare but politics doesn’t understand fact they just understand vote bank.



Rail Budget has been praised by Prime Minister and Bechara Dinesh Bhai sacked for presenting same budget. In coalition government it became “Khel of Madari and Zamura” and centre is dancing on tune of West Bengal.



TMC leaders want special financials package for West Bengal and they are doing all the drama for same reason from FDI to Rail Budget. We all know didi has no choice of taking her support back from UPA as then whom she will support.



It’s time to think about Rail. Mamta should work for the better future of Rail in India than doing politics on price hike. People are ready to pay more but at same time they are expecting quality service from Railway.



Dinesh Bhai stand was very good to give safe journey in Railway but in politics fact doesn’t work. Here only vote bank works.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Who I am?

One day I woke up in the morning.

I failed to remember anything from the past of my life not even my
name.

I was thinking “Who I am?”

I was walking on the Road and I came to know I am at AUSTRALIA.

Few people told me you are an Indian.

I got my Passport and came to India and Landed in Mumbai.

Here is my experience from Australia to My Hometown Varanshi “Who
I am?”

In world, I am Human being.

When I was at Australia…. I am Indian.

I came to India…. I am North Indian.

I went to North India….I am from UP.

I went to UP….I am Brahamin.

I went to Brahamins..I am class two Brahamin..

Oh my god after knowing these much still I am confused “Who I am?”
Looking to get Answer?

God created us to enjoy life but we divided it in so many sub
parts that even god is confuse “Creation of Human Being is his biggest success
or biggest failure.

Doing Kamaal

Kamal Upadhyay