Real Estate & Mumbai

"Roti,Kapda aur Makaan" these are three basic needs of human
being. In Mumbai Roti & Kapda is very easy to get but "Makaan" is
very difficult. In India Real Estate prices are going high with every passing
day.

It's difficult for normal people with salary of 15-20 thousand to get his dream
home in Mumbai. Some out skirts of Mumbai (neighbour cities) are also getting
costly with every passing day.

A week back there was survey in real estate sector which said that it's
difficult for person to purchase house in Mumbai with salary of 1lac per month.
If your dream house cost is 70lacs then you have to pay 20lacs as black money.
You have to apply for loan with 50lacs registered value. You have to pay 15%
cash to avail the loan of 50lacs. If your loan is for 20years then you have to
pay 45000 per month for EMI but before doing all this getting Rs27.5lacs cash
money is big deal.



We have seen in past that how people of big corporate companies like LIC
Housing are involved with financial scam to support builders to hike the prices
of property. Black money is among the key factor for increase in property
rates. In pat black money was going into swizz account but at present time it’s
all coming in real estate market of India. There are several Benami properties
across India.



Corruption and property prices increased in same time because property market
is safe place to divert all black money. You can register as many benami
properties you want to register. All black money coming in to property market
leads to Increase in properties Prices.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Kamaal Ke Bol - Traffic in Mumbai

In Mumbai traffic problem is increasing with every passing
day. Vehicles on road are getting increased with increasing per capita income.
Roads are getting worst with every passing day. There is need of rapid
infrastructure development to sole this traffic issue.

Here we go with Kamaal Ke Bol on traffic problem in Mumbai.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Kamaal Ke Bol - My 1st Goa Trip

Goa gaya tha mai ghumane, mere liye bahut hee anokhi baat hai. to suniye mere goa ka experience. Goa ki kahani meri jubani.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Kamaal Ke Bol - Cartoon Ko Cartoon Mat Kaho

Pichhale kuchh dino mai, hamare Parliament mai ek cartoon ke upar bawal ho gaya. Eas waqt jab hamre desh mai bahut see samsye hai, hamari parliament cartoon ke upar debate kar rahi. chaliye sunate hai kya kahena hai logo ka eas bare mai, meri jubani.

Cartoon ko cartoon hee kahenge.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Cartoon Ko Cartoon Na Kaho

Bhai yaha
mai kisake bare mai baat kar raha hu aapko pata he hoga. Naam na lu badhiya
hai, kyonki naam lene pe pharmaan jari kar denge, mujhe jail mai dal denge aur
mera blog band kara denge. Chup rahane mai hee meri bhalai hai par kya karu
Mithun rashi ka hu chup baithna achha nahi lagta. Bhgwan ne mithun rashi mai
paida kiya to vo bhi yahi chahate hai ki mai bolta rahu.

Bhai Takle
ko Takla kahoge to use bahut gussa aata hai. Mujhe nahi aata log bulate hai
mujhe takla kabhi pyaar se to kabhi khhunas. Bhai Mumbai se hu
to hindi todhi bambiya hai par yaar cartoon ko cartoon bolo to cartoon chidh
jate hai. Cartoon kahete hai ki cartoon mat banao. Bhai cartoon to vyang ka ek
aham part hai. Cartoon se achha vyang bina bole nahi ho sakta.

Bharat ek
aajad mulk hai par aajad mulk mai aajadi roz kam hoti ja rahi hai. Kabhi kehete
hai net par censor lagayenge, kabhi kehte jail bhijwynge aur ab kehete hai
Deshvasiyo cartoon chhodo. Are bhai cartoon to matra ek jariya hai vyang ka, ab
aap desh sambhalane nikale ho to vyang bhai sahe lo. Jo galat nahi ho to kyo
darate ho. Gandhi ke bare me bhi logo ne bahut bhala bura kaha par Gandhi to
Gandhi hai. Vichar nahi badle logo ke Ganhdi ke bare me maine bahut prytna kar
chukka mai, phir bhi log Bapu hee kahete hai.

Cartoon ka
virodh karte ho par jab swyanm cartoon vali harkat karate ho tab nahi sochate. Are
bhai koi sabhya insaan kabhi ek dusare par table, khurchi phaikta hai kya ? jab
hamne kaha kyo phaikte ho to kehete to jail mail dal do. Cartoon hai mazak ke
liye bana hai mazak ki tarah lo. Complaint kyo karte ho. Bharat aajad mulk hai
par tum usake malik bilkul nahi ho. Ab jyda nahi kahunga aur logo se request
karunga cartoon ko cartoon mat kaho. aur agar kahena hai to kaho catroon hai bura kyo manenge.

Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay

Indian Parliament - MPs

Indian is one of the biggest democracies. We appoint our representative
by giving out our valuable vote (has no value after voting). We appoint MPs to
take care of our needs like Road,Water,Electricity and many other things. MPs
form a government with their vote and elect Primes Minister. Prime Minister
appoints Ministers for various fields of work like TELECOM, agriculture etc.

Meeting of MPs take place at Parliament for which they get many free allowances
from tax payers Money. We have voted and appointed MPs to take care of work at
the best. They can debate for the approval or rejection of government policies.
They can also pass cut motion in Parliament with majority to elect new PM and
Government. Any of remarks in parliament can’t be challenged in court so our MPs
take maximum benefits for this clause to put allegation on each other.



We are very sorry to see that our MPs are more interested either walking out of
Parliament or debating on issues like Ban of cartoon in books. We have elected
them to debate but they are happy to boycott and enjoy their extended holiday.
They don’t want cartoon to be published in books as that will create wrong
image of Politicians in mind of small children but they don’t think for their
own image when they fight live in parliament and throw table & chairs
(Goons behave like this ?)

 

There are many other important issues like rotting grain on which MPs should
debate in parliament. We all know parliament is supreme but to keep that
respect alive our MPs have to work hard.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Word - Sex

I know writing about Politics is very easy. I know writing about
Social Things is very easy but I also know writing about Sex is very
difficult in our society. People always try to ignore This word in
public places. Sex is part of our culture. KaamSutra was one of the
biggest sources of Sex and about knowledge of Sex. We have given
KaamSutra to world but even we don’t want to talk about Sex openly.



People
don’t want to discuss about Sex with his/her doctor though they are
getting trouble due to sex issues in their life. I don’t want that
people should speak about their intercourse in public but yes trouble
should be shared.

AIDS
is biggest diseases due to our ignorance of Sex in public life. We
don’t like to speak word P***** or V***** in open. We just want to
ignore this topic. We have ignored the East India company and they ruled
on us for 200 years. We never learnt anything from such incident.



India
is one of fastest growing economy in world so our population. India is
2nd in population in world. We ignore the word SEX so we ignore healthy
future of India. We should come in open with the knowledge of Sex. We
should share knowledge of Sex with our friends. I know it’ll take
another 10years to speak Sex with family.



I recently
saw a movie in which son speak with her mother as fun about
Condom-Condom. India is society full of cultures and values but don’t we
have sculptures of Sex based on Kaamsutra. We should come open with
Sex.



We throw an Artist out of India as he had drawn a
picture of our Godess as nude. We don’t want to accept truth of Sex,
which is source of Life. I am not telling to paint everything nude but
yes we should paint something Nude.



India should speak word SEX to make Healthy India.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay